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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2015, 08:12:16 PM »
Very well - carry on   I spent the day with suits and must have checked my sense of humor ..

Not a  problem, brother.  I just wanted to let you know. 

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2015, 08:14:16 PM »
Why he is so small if he has lots of time to workout and eat a healthy bodybuilding diet?

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2015, 08:18:37 PM »
Why he is so small if he has lots of time to workout and eat a healthy bodybuilding diet?

I dunno...His real name is "Shitty Le Boofoo"?   My guess is he's a typical Hollywood libtard but no one wants him for an action hero or super hero type role so there's no real need for him to look masculine.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2015, 10:13:31 PM »
Ignorant ass racism... Makes you sound like a pussy. Wiggs may be crazy as bat shit - I don't know... What I do know is that if he wore the EGA - when the time of reckoning comes you want him on your side.... 1000% TRUE STORY - in the cold war the biggest fear the Kremlin stated was not the threat of first strike ICBM... It was the fact that the USMC could have troops in the sand at any given minute ANY beach in the world and there was not a fucking thing they or anyone else could do to stop us...
So - if you are a chickenshit to scared to pick up a weapon for what you believe in - show some respect and shut the fuck up... In the corps there is no black and white only dark green and light green --oooohrahhh   blood makes the grass grow kill kill kill - marines make the blood flow one shot one kill - the more you sweat in peace time the less you bleed in war!!!!    

As you were

You sound like the type of homo that enjoys being penetrated anally by a short bloke called Azif or Muhammad .
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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2015, 10:35:01 PM »
I used to like Shia before his downward spiral into mental illness.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2015, 11:44:55 PM »
Cocaine does him good. Funny shit.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2015, 12:40:50 AM »
Your brother, a former priest that has a master's degree in Theology wasted his money and life telling lies.  You both should cry hard.  Tell him that.  
I welcome him here to get a healthy dose of truth any time, any day.   ;)  For free. :-*
And I thought a liberal arts degree was a waste...that trumps it...hhaha

On Shia la Nose.  I agree with doing what you want to pursue and stop with the bs excuses...however, reality is...not everyone will be a movie star.  Simple math.  Or on a major league team.  BUT, if you save your money and "invest" in a slew of the right supplements, you can actually compete in many beauty contests wearing a thong.  Sure, you didn't make the NFL, but nobody can tell you that the 4th place trophy in class b lightweight division amateurs for Springfield, MA isn't yours!  Nobody can ever take that away.
These celebs and their follow your dreams speeches.  Sure, it's an easy one to armchair quarterback.  Tell that to the guy with no comedic timing trying to be the next Tosh.  He's literally wasting his breathe.  Or the lady with a 85 iq with a handicap working at Walmart.  Yeah, she's got a good shit at making it as a newscaster.
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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2015, 01:32:24 AM »
A most muscular for the ages.  Bodybuilding related.



Agreed - great speech...

no legs but want to walk? - JUST DO IT!

transexual but want to have babies - No WOMB? QUITTER - JUST DO IT!

want to be the CEO of Apple but have the IQ of a peanut - JUST DO IT. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Gotta love 'Mericans

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2015, 03:35:02 AM »
Seller Fi brother... Can't disrespect a fellow Leatherneck... But come on man -

What happened with Semper Fi..?

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2015, 03:36:30 AM »
Completely retarded. He thinks he's doing a PSA, FFS. Was this part of some plea-agreement? He's such a bad actor that he can't even sound sincere doing this shit. He's just trying to burnish his ruined image.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2015, 03:37:58 AM »
What happened with Semper Fi..?

Seller Fi: faithful to your (drug) seller. It's the GB motto.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2015, 06:10:05 PM »

I have money, but I'm not using my enemy's standards to determine who I am.



Wow, tell me more about Wiggzerian equivalent of DNA/Gene "standards"  8)

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2015, 01:53:31 AM »
does he even lift?

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2015, 02:55:48 AM »
No, DNA will not work unless a real Hebrew is used as the standard.  This has not happened.  I'm not worried though.  Upon Christ's return, all will be well. :)

When will Christ return and what will he look like?

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2015, 02:58:22 AM »
When will Christ return and what will he look like?

Sucks , Mayan apocalyptic calendar ended in 2012  :'( :'( :'(

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2015, 04:52:00 AM »
I liked Shia in Project Greenlight, The Battle of Shaker Heights. Unfortunately it's been mostly downhill from there. Hope he gets the help he needs.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2015, 02:37:58 PM »
I love motivational speeches coming from rich  people born with all the connections and a silver spoon in the mouth. So fake.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2015, 04:42:49 PM »
Guy's a loon. Minimal success by Hollywood standards and his weak mental balance is almost immediately tipped in the wrong direction.

Having said this, the video is prime hilarity, worthy of repeat viewings.  :D

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2015, 09:51:27 PM »
I love motivational speeches coming from rich  people born with all the connections and a silver spoon in the mouth. So fake.

^^^ This.

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Re: A Joonesque meltdown by Shia LaBeouf
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2015, 06:58:51 PM »
I love motivational speeches coming from rich  people born with all the connections and a silver spoon in the mouth. So fake.

I would hazard to say that the connections are for the silver spoon up their nose.  Hollyweird Libtards.