Amy Schumer Could Fuck Any Of You Anytime She Wants

[njflex]

Apparently Dolph Ziggler once hit it

yeah remember the interview,,,

[Skorp1o]

Don't get me wrong there are some very attractive fuller figured girls...but she is NOT one of them.

[Kwon_2]

[njflex]

makes reese witherspoons chin look blunt in comparision..

[Walter Sobchak]

Ugly enough only Hebrews, Brits, and Aussies would sleep with that oinker

[wes]

She`d look a helluva` lot better with a bucket of my spunk on her face/chin.


Just sayin` !!

[HavoX]

160? Didn't know she was 4'3"

[The Grim Lifter]

Notice she said 'Dick' not 'Getbigger'

[Obvious Gimmick]

I like her a lot. Would marry!

[240 is Back]

In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.

[mass243]

LOL, getting dick  - great achievement 
I could get cock now if I wanted.

But unfortunately for these feminists, female brain differs from male brain.

Women foremost compete against fellow women and are concerned foremost of other women.
They want to be more beautiful, sexy, attractive than the woman next to them.

Women don't care much about men.

And in that game this fat fuck is failing. She doesn't qualify to upper 50% among women.

[SquidVicious]

Amy Schumer has the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.

[Red Hook]

Dont blame me if you get a hard-on at work.



Looks like shes been thinner at times, but that goes with her claim now I'd say

nothing that 3-6 months of Clen can't solve

[Thin Lizzy]

It's easy for women to be cocky when they're still pretty young.

I can remember Cybil Sheppard in an interview talking about how tiresome it was to get hit on all the time:

My guess is that she no longer has that problem:

[Tapeworm]

She's so talent.  She makes all Sarah Silverman's jokes work.

[Skeletor]

In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.

This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:

[chaos]

Mouth too small

[Erik C]

This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:

Just the kind of "people" America can easily afford to lose.

[Irongrip400]

In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.

Is she an American?

This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:

Have any of these fools checked to see if Canada wants them?

[Pray_4_War]

160 Amy?  You need to bring your scale in to serviced because you are being lied to.

She's a fat, unfunny, joke thief who is choosing political activism over making people laugh.  All of a sudden she is part of the PC Mafia.  Fuck all that.

I wouldn't fuck her with somebody else's dick, let alone mine.  Fake bitch.

[phreak]

She can get a lot of dick now, and only had to become a famous millionaire to get to that stage. Worthy of applause, I am sure.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

She's a Jewish robot. Almost all her shit is given to her by fellow tribe comedian writers or stolen...Chelsea Handler was drunk one time on some podcast talking about female Jewish comedians.(Chelsea herself is Jewish)...Chelsea said she couldn't take it anymore. That they are given "talking points" on what they are supposed to talk about. This fat bitch Schumer is pushing gun control almost non stop. Some little fat turd comedian on all the talk shows pushing "their" agenda. Chelsea said if you don't do what they say you're out and they move the next girl up. Chelsea talked about the resentment she had. Thought that she'd be able to do what ever she wanted to do as long as she had the talent to do it. Just like the music industry, you sell your soul to the Rain Man. He calls the shots. Do what he says or you're out...

[Henda]

I don't disagree I'd fuck the sloppy fat bitch

[phreak]

I don't disagree I'd fuck the sloppy fat bitch

The body itself is something I could deal with, but not the attitude. A fatty who's properly humbled by me lowering my standards, that's fine.

[rocco-x]

Lmao this chick's bragging about being able to still get cawk whilst looking like a physical atrocity?
  I've always been able to pull in good looking women altho I've had my share of dogs, hogs and 2am bar's closed fuck it's before...which just goes to show when my little guy's in the mood for cheap bar food but my body wants prime rib...guess who wins?
 
  I'll fuck a 1 legged albino midget with a speech impediment, Tourettes and any other ailment...