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Anybody like GILFs?
« on: June 04, 2015, 06:06:29 PM »
Still got it!
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 06:07:26 PM »
GILF's rule
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2015, 06:08:39 PM »
Inb4 Mirren
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 06:09:50 PM »
Fuck yeah
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 06:21:27 PM »
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2015, 06:22:32 PM »
Must be hard to hide his cock in those tight pants.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2015, 06:23:25 PM »
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2015, 06:31:12 PM »
That vag smells like low tide
Fact!
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2015, 06:49:41 PM »
Same chick. Says she's born 1960. 54 years old


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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2015, 06:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Crea4Life on June 04, 2015, 06:23:25 PM
^ That chick just has THAT look to me.

Her name is Carol Vorderman, 51. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2189886/Carol-Vorderman-vows-fight-bullies-Twitter-trolls-slam-sexy-dress-sense.html

Basille would be robbing the cradle if he hooked up with that sweet young thang
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
how can a chick wear pants that just go up her camel toe and act like nothing is weird???
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2015, 06:59:42 PM »
Quote from: airosol on June 04, 2015, 06:31:12 PM
That vag smells like low tide
Fact!

That's when you bury your nose up her crack and put the tip of your snoot on her fart locker.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2015, 07:01:11 PM »
Quote from: Howard on June 04, 2015, 06:57:49 PM
Basille would be robbing the cradle if he hooked up with that sweet young thang

HaHa
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2015, 07:33:47 PM »
I thought GILF was

Guy
I'd
like
to fuck.

Total and deep disapointement here.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2015, 07:53:09 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 04, 2015, 06:49:41 PM
Same chick. Says she's born 1960. 54 years old



Camel toe of peace
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2015, 07:55:47 PM »
Those young broads wouldn`t stand a chance.

Don`t forget,in my case a GILF would have to be around 85 years old!   :(
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2015, 02:43:58 AM »
Creepy thread reported
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2015, 03:19:43 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 02:37:36 AM
I used to prefer Milfs, but when we had our first son my affections turned towards our newest family addition - my mother in law who became a gilf at 49 years old.
Good work my friend...I turned my mother in law into a gilf at 43  ;D
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2015, 03:33:40 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 03:25:40 AM
Yes, strong strong effort.
It was the right thing to do... ;D She is hot
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2015, 04:11:27 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on June 05, 2015, 04:03:52 AM
It's also good future planning. Let's say your wife tragically passes away at 30 years old, you still have the mother in law, who has the added bonus of already being good with the grandkids  ;D
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2015, 04:41:38 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 04, 2015, 06:49:41 PM
Same chick. Says she's born 1960. 54 years old




Looks like you could hide all of Knooger's collection of vintage dildos between her legs.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2015, 04:43:45 AM »
Carol Vorderman is fit as fuck,but isn`t a grandma yet so can`t qualify as a gilf.She usually wins the Rear of the year award here in the UK,she`s also a maths genius and recently qualified as a pilot.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2015, 04:45:16 AM »
Would lick carols arse like a dog drinks water out its bowl
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2015, 05:32:53 AM »
I would drag my sack over 8 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago.
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Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2015, 05:43:08 AM »
I drag the head of my cock thru 100 yards of hot coals just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.... :D
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