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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2015, 09:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Teutonic Knight on July 21, 2015, 08:04:14 PM

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around Australia >>> across Indian ocean to East Africa, then on foot (in Adidas sneakers) across African darkness to Wiggzerland (todays Liberia).

On the way to Polynesian dance party, Wiggzeroids build Aztecs monuments & Machu Pichu for Inca mob + carved Moai statues on Easter Island  8)



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Ken Fresno

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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2015, 11:03:02 PM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
Went to Uganda back in May for a couple of weeks. Lovely people, but very rare to see 'hot' women. Sure there were naturally pretty girls, but just something about the way they present themselves is not very appealing.

I'm going out there next month, whats Kampala like on the piss?
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2015, 01:14:34 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 22, 2015, 01:51:34 AM
Went to Uganda back in May for a couple of weeks. Lovely people, but very rare to see 'hot' women. Sure there were naturally pretty girls, but just something about the way they present themselves is not very appealing.

You went to Uganda and looked at the girls  ???
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2015, 01:29:04 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 23, 2015, 01:14:34 AM
You went to Uganda and looked at the girls  ???

It's one thing talking the talk, but when you've been deep sea fishing inland for 5 'straight' days with Jamal and Joseph, its a nice change of scenery.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2015, 01:34:22 AM »
Quote from: pellius on July 22, 2015, 08:00:13 PM
Russians are perfecting it.


This Girl is still learning... :-X
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2015, 04:05:35 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 23, 2015, 01:29:04 AM
It's one thing talking the talk, but when you've been deep sea fishing inland for 5 'straight' days with Jamal and Joseph, its a nice change of scenery.

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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2015, 05:37:34 AM »
Quote from: pellius on July 22, 2015, 08:00:13 PM
Russians are perfecting it.


Actually no...she has no booty meat...she has moves...but it is best with booty meat...
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2015, 03:43:42 AM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on July 22, 2015, 11:03:02 PM
I'm going out there next month, whats Kampala like on the piss?

Certain parts of Kampala have a 'big city' feel, so lots of clubs and bars to visit. But bear in mind, even in Kampala, I was never more than 10 feet from a random chicken or goat walking around the street, or a peasant cooking something unidenitifiable over some coals  :D
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2015, 04:36:49 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 24, 2015, 03:43:42 AM
Certain parts of Kampala have a 'big city' feel, so lots of clubs and bars to visit. But bear in mind, even in Kampala, I was never more than 10 feet from a random chicken or goat walking around the street, or a peasant cooking something unidenitifiable over some coals  :D

Random Chicken of Peace!  ;D
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2015, 04:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 24, 2015, 04:36:49 AM
Random Chicken of Peace!  ;D

Hahaha the phrase "Chicken of Peace" did enter my mind a few times out there  ;D
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2015, 08:25:17 AM »
Waking up with no recollections other than drinking ugandan moonshine and fucking an African prostitute is never the best way start to a Saturday.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2015, 02:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on August 17, 2015, 08:25:17 AM
Waking up with no recollections other than drinking ugandan moonshine and fucking an African prostitute is never the best way start to a Saturday.

Afro Aids will kill U ,  :P
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2015, 03:46:31 AM »
Quote from: Voice of Doom on July 21, 2015, 06:15:50 PM
At the end of the day...is there really anything better than watching women dance?

Yes... fucking her.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2015, 03:51:08 AM »
Quote from: pellius on July 22, 2015, 08:00:13 PM
Russians are perfecting it.



While I did watch, I felt embarrassed for the girls. That's fucking pathetic, right up there with strippers.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2015, 04:07:26 AM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on August 18, 2015, 02:17:07 AM
Are you training them out there? (not the hookers)

Yeah, was a bit of an eye opener.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2015, 05:00:53 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on July 21, 2015, 06:23:56 PM
Of course it originated in Africa.  Polynesia,  yeah right. Our women and their gifts have been doing these kinds of dances for ages. Everyone else copied it not that I care. But we will receive our credit.

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Ken Fresno

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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2015, 07:07:48 AM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on August 18, 2015, 04:18:06 AM
Haha, yeah I bet

They are gen nice people and you want to help them, unlike ANSF.  That being said, you wouldnt want to be casevaced by them or be civpop in vicinity of one of their patrols.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2015, 04:00:01 PM »
Originator of Twörk
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2015, 04:29:47 PM »
Quote from: Parker on July 23, 2015, 05:37:34 AM
Actually no...she has no booty meat...she has moves...but it is best with booty meat...


she might have a big ass when standing straight up but when on all fours she is as flat as a pancake

very few white girls have roundness like blacks do and thats whats needed to get the "pop" effect
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2015, 04:33:08 PM »
Quote from: pellius on July 22, 2015, 08:00:13 PM
Russians are perfecting it.



helllllll YEAHS!
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2015, 07:34:22 PM »
It originated amongst the hairy womenfolk of Turkey. It was called turking and over the years it came to be pronounced twerking.
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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2015, 08:09:01 PM »
i somehow stumbled on this

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Re: Twerking originated from Uganda?
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2015, 08:10:26 PM »
Quote from: ritch on July 22, 2015, 03:44:23 AM
I find it all so stupid. It's not dance FFS. It's just some twat shaking her ass.
this has to be the whitest post in gb history
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