forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world. Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
Broom handles and bottles don't exist in nature.......really lol
And bananas only achieved their current, cock-like aesthetics due to selective breeding by humans.
Yes, wild bananas look much different than the ones we eat.
some womens chuffs look like a ripped out fireplace but many are a very nice to look at. Cocks are just plain ugly, weird things
Don't ya mean the GetBig Gay Parade? /
"Ripped out fireplace"LOL'd long and hard (see what I did there?)
Not sure sorry friend.Looks real enough but hard to tell these days, chicks are good at the photoshoppings.https://instagram.com/kathyzworld/?hl=en
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LOL brutal copy + paste
No shit sherlock, next youll be saying its copy and paste thread!
She has a vagina, this is a thread about vagina's, let her say what she wants, lol....
Obviously a topic not many of these guys know about. Haha and thank you.
positively astounded a thread titled "vaginas" can garner more than a page of posts 'round here
