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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2015, 09:40:23 PM »
LOL!
They look to be 5'3.

I'm feeling older and older time every time I see these new and retarded trends.

Don't worry, you're not old (yet). Those retarded outfits are not trends.

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2015, 09:53:36 PM »
Don't worry, you're not old (yet). Those retarded outfits are not trends.

I used to say the same as you just did. If only it were true.
I said the same about skinny jeans when it came out and look how huge that got. Now they have every gay ass version of them with saggy asses and everything to annoy the fuck outta me. Aaahhhh!!!

What about those dumb ass nerd glasses that were huge and still are. You'd get beat the fuck up in my day to look like that. Now it's the alpha style.

I could go on and on my man, but will stop here as today's fashion is the douchiest and faggiest shit ever.
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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2015, 09:58:19 PM »
I used to say the same as you just did. If only it were true.
I said the same about skinny jeans when it came out and look how huge that got. Now they have every gay ass version of them with saggy asses and everything to annoy the fuck outta me. Aaahhhh!!!

What about those dumb ass nerd glasses that were huge and still are. You'd get beat the fuck up in my day to look like that. Now it's the alpha style.

I could go on and on my man, but will stop here as today's fashion is the douchiest and faggiest shit ever.

Haha I understand how you feel. Sometimes I see stuff teenagers do on social media and I think it's stupid as hell but then I think "if I was 15 I'd probably do it too lol".

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2015, 10:00:13 PM »
Haha I understand how you feel. Sometimes I see stuff teenagers do on social media and I think it's stupid as hell but then I think "if I was 15 I'd probably do it too lol".


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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2015, 12:41:22 AM »
Not Spandex, but a Tactel/khaki shirt...short sleeved...two weeks ago.

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2015, 02:55:41 AM »
Spandex is for women with a good ass

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2015, 03:45:15 AM »
I used to say the same as you just did. If only it were true.
I said the same about skinny jeans when it came out and look how huge that got. Now they have every gay ass version of them with saggy asses and everything to annoy the fuck outta me. Aaahhhh!!!

What about those dumb ass nerd glasses that were huge and still are. You'd get beat the fuck up in my day to look like that. Now it's the alpha style.

I could go on and on my man, but will stop here as today's fashion is the douchiest and faggiest shit ever.

And loafers with no socks.

Geek chic...  ::)

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2015, 03:54:50 AM »


Joey's pants say "Pro Combat", so I am guessing that they are part of some top secret Defense Department "super soldier" program...

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2015, 04:38:50 AM »
Never, but I did wear those goofy baggies back in the late 80"s  ::) ::)


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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2015, 04:57:18 AM »
Never, but I did wear those goofy baggies back in the late 80"s  ::) ::)

Your screen name suggests that you're still a goofy guy..

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2015, 07:09:57 AM »
those two spandex dudes gotta be gay. No man stands next to another with his forearm touching another dude's... Crap that annoys when people gotta do that. And it's almost always black people who invade my space like that.

Why???

standing drying my hands, he comes to the one next to me, yet his god damn fuckin' elbow just HAS to be touching me. Fuck man....
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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2015, 07:25:42 AM »
Joey's pants say "Pro Combat", so I am guessing that they are part of some top secret Defense Department "super soldier" program...

Schomoflage. If you wear it, it makes you almost invisible to the opposite sex, while attracting muscle worshipers far and wide. It also contains schmoelock, which unlike other scentlock products, actually gives off the smell of ball sweat, sustanon, and whey protein, which drives the schmoes into the area.

Sadly, some gyms are banning it, as they find that kind of baiting unsporting.

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2015, 07:32:20 AM »

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2015, 07:37:37 AM »
Never wear compression solo.  Always wear it playing baseball/softball.   All my underwear has a bit of it in it - ex Officio, UA, even the C9 stuff from target.....
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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2015, 10:26:44 AM »
Spandex is for women with a good ass

I think some of that Lululemon stuff actually makes saggy asses look good when they aren't. 

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2015, 10:33:39 AM »


Aside from the douche-o-meter being pegged here, gotta give props that Joey's got some good arms.

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2015, 10:36:01 AM »
Aside from the douche-o-meter being pegged here, gotta give props that Joey's got some good arms.

Notice that he's taking full advantage of that peaked Lamborghini logo..

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2015, 10:48:55 AM »
Notice that he's taking full advantage of that peaked Lamborghini logo..

Yes! It's like an extra split on his bi!

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2015, 04:34:19 PM »

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2015, 05:09:01 AM »
Never wear compression solo.  Always wear it playing baseball/softball.   All my underwear has a bit of it in it - ex Officio, UA, even the C9 stuff from target.....


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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2015, 05:27:37 AM »
Never, but I did wear those goofy baggies back in the late 80"s  ::) ::)



Those looked like crap but they were frickin comfortable.
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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2015, 05:37:08 AM »
Never, but I did wear those goofy baggies back in the late 80"s  ::) ::)




I was guilty of this fashion crime, myself. I also used to cut the collars out of shirts I wore to the gym, so that my traps would be exposed.

It's not something I'm proud of. :-[

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Re: Serious. When was the last time you wore Spandex?
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2015, 06:08:23 AM »
I had one pair of Zubaz but never
wore them in public..