Author Topic: A Question For All You UK People (Read 53317 times)

fucks sake, hate having to explain British lingo to Americans's always ends up torture like an SAT test.

"Steel" ain't no knife for fucks sake.

"steel and lives"...fuck do I have to spell it out for ya.

shit don't wanna get caught out now by the internet police...lmao

_aj_ · « **Reply #231 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:10:28 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:07:53 AM

fucks sake, hate having to explain British lingo to Americans's always ends up torture like an SAT test.

"Steel" ain't no knife for fucks sake.

"steel and lives"...fuck do I have to spell it out for ya.

shit don't wanna get caught out now by the internet police...lmao

Please, I wanna make sure I am prepared. Is it spelled g-u-n or k-n-I-f-e?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #232 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:12:16 AM »

UJ is that true? my sister lives in Enfield with my niece. I hope they re safe.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #233 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:14:16 AM »

Hey SF I wondered into Southside Chicago when I was there once! Not nice, some friendly bro asked me what I was doing I replied and he heard the English accent and said "Hey dude this aint a good part of town, ill let you off cos youre English and we like the English but GO! Other bros will dice you up"
I said thanks and toddled off.

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #234 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:18:10 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on August 16, 2015, 08:12:16 AM

UJ is that true? my sister lives in Enfield with my niece. I hope they re safe.

Yeah Enfeild is murder capital of UK, google it.

Don't worry though ur a mate so just pm me a pic of your sister and her address and i'll me sure she is safe and sound mate.

Waller · « **Reply #235 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:31:19 AM »

Holy fuck. Wadda mess.

che · « **Reply #236 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:42:36 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:18:10 AM

Yeah Enfeild is murder capital of UK, google it.
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1 Lambeth 154
2 Southwark 124
3 Newham 122
4 Hackney 114
5 Brent 99
6 Haringey 97
7 Croydon 87
8 Camden 85
9 Ealing 84
10 Lewisham 83
11 Tower Hamlets 83
12 Waltham Forest 73
13 Greenwich 71
14 Islington 70
15 Enfield 66

Wiggs · « **Reply #237 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:44:31 AM »

Don't fuck with the Ottoman Empire.

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #238 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:45:16 AM »

Quote from: che on August 16, 2015, 08:42:36 AM

1 Lambeth 154
2 Southwark 124
3 Newham 122
4 Hackney 114
5 Brent 99
6 Haringey 97
7 Croydon 87
8 Camden 85
9 Ealing 84
10 Lewisham 83
11 Tower Hamlets 83
12 Waltham Forest 73
13 Greenwich 71
14 Islington 70
15 Enfield 66

No you need to look up stats for Borough of Enfeild not Enfeild Town itself.
Things are done by boroughs

Tapeworm · « **Reply #239 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:50:12 AM »

Jr gerrymandering for street cred in this thread.

The Ugly · « **Reply #240 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:50:22 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on August 16, 2015, 04:55:24 AM

Joon, word of advice...the is a 100% inverse correlation between how "connected" a person is, and how hard they brag about their connections. When I read one of your purple walls of text about how you are part of a cartel family that imports heroin into the UK, my eyes roll.

Also, I'm guessing that your "cousin" wouldn't be real happy about you rolling on about the family business in an attempt to impress a bunch of tossers on a fucking bodybuilding message board.

Try the "hard and quiet" routine for a while.

Yeah, seems we're all supposed to overlook that, because we're all fifth-grade stupid, impressed most by the loudest, boldest liar.

Seriously, don't all connected Pakis brag online about their cartel exploits, giving up specific incriminating info in the process? Too f'n much, this one.

che · « **Reply #241 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:45:16 AM

No you need to look up stats for Borough of Enfeild not Enfeild Town itself.
Things are done by boroughs

Here says London Borough of Enfeild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_London#Homicide

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #242 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:53:06 AM »

Quote from: che on August 16, 2015, 08:51:05 AM

Here says London Borough of Enfeild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_London#Homicide

stats are up to 2012, check 2015 figuires, Enfeild is murder capital on England.
Changes depending on how busy we get

bigmc · « **Reply #243 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:54:35 AM »

junior lives in a gated community with a security guard

id be surprised if anything worse than a missing cat has happened in his "hood"

listening to 50 cent doesn't make you a G buttons

Waller · « **Reply #244 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:54:53 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:53:06 AM

stats are up to 2012, check 2015 figuires, Enfeild is murder capital on England.
Changes depending on how busy we get

Bwahahahaha.

The Ugly · « **Reply #245 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:54:57 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 06:11:49 AM

James the little London boy 9 to five schmuck on no more than 40k a year and the Pegeot 406 running his mouth against the Don Juan of London with 20 easy mil tucked up just for beer money with the Bentley GT, The Astin and the M6 sitting outside one of my 2mil pads giving lectures thinking I do this cos I need attention....lmao...only on Getbig

Do you actually think any of the above is in question you dellusionite....lol

Again the question, where do i get my money from???

Do you think I do this for attention? lmao

I do it to rub your face in it and the rest of the twinks to see you burn with jelousy knowing you can't do fuck all about it

Everyone knows I am the daddy fool.

Hmm, tough question.

The Ugly · « **Reply #246 on:** August 16, 2015, 08:59:18 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 06:20:06 AM

Look mate I am not trying to be rude but you are just another typical middle class middle income IT nerd shcmuck desperate to fit in on a schmoe building site and are all excited cos you started gear last years and still look like dog shit with your floppy triceps that resemble shizzo's cock.

u think u are 12% BF when you are 17% BF you fat fuck your skin falls off you like a holdall.

" oh josh love me, love me I'll teach you how to hack"

"Oh shit Josh Dos'd Getbig, Ron, ron let me help you out"

You are a sheep and insignificant little fly, you would bow down in my precense and lick my shoes like the little lap dog that you are.

"Oh and correlation" is a word used by nerds like you, not major bosses like me you stupid fuck"

We don't need to "correlate" anything neither does my cuz, we openly fucking carry about our business bragging about it knowing no one can do fuck all. 20 years we've been running the show and circles around Scotland Yard you think I would be remotely concerned about talking about shit on a dumb fuck message board on proxy....lmao.

Go shave your arm pits so your ugly mutt of a wife (yes i've seen her pictures) doesn't pass out from the stench of your BO.

How can anyone fuck the same girl for 20 years straight???

Oh I know another mediocre never achieved anything average middle class gobshite.

Your pathetic and have tiny balls

sorry but I just can't take you seriously

... which is why I only invested 900-words in my desperate attempt to discredit you.

che · « **Reply #247 on:** August 16, 2015, 09:03:11 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:53:06 AM

stats are up to 2012, check 2015 figuires, Enfeild is murder capital on England.
Changes depending on how busy we get

I see , don't get me wrong I believe you bro.

chaos · « **Reply #248 on:** August 16, 2015, 09:03:43 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 16, 2015, 08:02:00 AM

joon bringing a knife to a gun fight in this thread

I thought "steel" meant something different over there.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #249 on:** August 16, 2015, 09:05:10 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 16, 2015, 08:53:06 AM

stats are up to 2012, check 2015 figuires, Enfeild is murder capital on England.
Changes depending on how busy we get

Who's "we"?