I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all

[Uncle Joon]

Have you noticed a correlation (sorry..."nerd" word) between you coming back to Getbig and your utter failure at diet, training, women and laying off the drugs? Because I have.

Me coming back to Getbig has nothing to do with it. I was doing all those things anyway.
My shoulder is fucts i need surgery so can't train.
I'm off gear for 5 months.
I broke up with the love of my life.
I am bleeding money.

I don't give a shit about anything other than making money for now.

stop with these subtle troll attempts too

[_aj_]

stop with these subtle troll attempts too

[dr.chimps]

Nothing like a retard on a binge. 

[Irongrip400]

.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months

I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.

Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.

I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.

He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"

I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style

i pinned the little mouthy runt  up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.

They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....

proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.

They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.

Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.


They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.

Photos of carnage to come.

What do you do for a living where you are still in bed at 7am?

[_aj_]

What do you do for a living where you are still in bed at 7am?

These questions about "reality" are going to really mess up his fantasy world. Expect an explosion.

[Irongrip400]

.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months

I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.

Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.

I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.

He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"

I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style

i pinned the little mouthy runt  up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.

They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....

proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.

They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.

Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.


They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.

Photos of carnage to come.

Redundant time post reported

[Grape Ape]

Redundant time post reported

Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.

I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.

[Irongrip400]

Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.

I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.

What do you think of my Ravens Superbowl prediction?

[_aj_]

Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.

I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.

It certainly felt that way to me. Way too much time troweling on the vitriol.

[Walter Sobchak]

He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.

Send them to me.

I won't bitch.

I'll send nudes in return if you're up for it?

[booty]

Arimidex to stop the emotional out bursts. Salmon and rice for lunch. And remember... If you pay peanuts then you get monkeys. Next time get decent builders.

[Walter Sobchak]

Nothing like a retard on a binge. 

Joon, booty, or BeThere?

[Irongrip400]

It certainly felt that way to me. Way too much time troweling on the vitriol.

(furiously thumbing through my thesaurus so I can respond in this thread...)

[booty]

Send them to me.

I won't bitch.

I'll send nudes in return if you're up for it?

Why don't you go choke on your breakfast.

[Walter Sobchak]

Arimidex to stop the emotional out bursts. Salmon and rice for lunch. And remember... If you pay peanuts then you get monkeys. Next time get decent builders.

Any pics of you on a trampoline in your underwear?

Skipping rope maybe?

Even jogging in spandex will suffice!!!!

[Simple Simon]

It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week  cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down

Fucking hell, it looks like a fucking squat.

Who says money buys you happiness.
You cant be living in there.

[Walter Sobchak]

Why don't you go choke on your breakfast.

Almost Lunch time here Hon!

i figured you of all people would have some kind of worldwide all you can eat buffet app on your phone.

[Grape Ape]

What do you think of my Ravens Superbowl prediction?

I think you make that prediction every year, no? 

[_aj_]

Grape, what do you think of my prediction that the Patriots will go to the Superbowl again?

[booty]

Almost Lunch time here Hon!

i figured you of all people would have some kind of worldwide all you can eat buffet app on your phone.

Fuck off you sloth.

[Grape Ape]

Grape, what do you think of my prediction that the Patriots will go to the Superbowl again?

I think deflategate has distracted everyone from how bad the Pats' off season was

[_aj_]

I think deflategate has distracted everyone from how bad the Pats' off season was

I have no idea what you are talking about (*suits up and heads out for the Pats' secondary*)

[wes]

.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months

I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.

Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.

I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.

He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"

I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style

i pinned the little mouthy runt  up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.

They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....

proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.

They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.

Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.


They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.

Photos of carnage to come.

the back drop to all this is that I wanted some Venetian Plaster paint applied to some of my feature walls and ceilings and its a fucking specialist job that no normal twat can do.

I told Adam (the boss) that I was gonna hire a specialist for it.

He said "No Milos, no don't you worry about that me old mucker, I got just the man for the job"

So this beta fucking fat bald twat called Gavin turns up and half way through it becomes apparent that the cu nt has never done Venetian Plaster Painting in his fucking soding life and has fucked me nicely wasting 3k of my money on fuckin specialist plaster paint and another 2k in wages which I will NEVER pay the cock sucker.


Now I have to get George in to fucking fix all this shit up, he is specialist and a bodybuilder, huge ass guy but problem is he is a Getbigger and charges £40 a square meter and I have 250 sq meteres that needs to be done approx.


so fucked off

Never ever try and bullshit me and tell me you can fucking do something you can't just to get the job.

I will always find out and ass fuck you repeatedly till you hemorrage my orgasm

never fuck with me in business

I am cut throat

I am ruthless

BRUTAL TRIPLE POST MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[Irongrip400]

I think you make that prediction every year, no? 

I laid my usual $100 this year in Vegas at 18:1.  I will win more than I did the year they were 13:1.  They went to 28:1 going into the playoffs, so I laid another $100 for good measure.  I can make that bet for the foreseeable future and never really be losing.

aj, I have them meeting the Pats in the playoffs, most likely in Foxboro, with a drubbing of the patsies. 

[10pints]

I notice you opted for "getbig yellow" for your colour scheme.