I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...

[bigmc]

can you provide some evidence or proof of above said false claims?

yes i can

do i have your permission to pm the info to the mods  

[SF1900]

Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees

You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in

Hook, line, and sinker

Fuck off.

LMAO!!!  

[bigmc]

LMAO!!!  

joom is claiming i am you

didnt you meet skorp in new york


can you post a pic that proves you are in america

[Ronnie Rep]

incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other

[Uncle Joon]

yes i can

do i have your permission to pm the info to the mods  

No u have permission to posted it publically here for all to see, no need to get mods involved

[SF1900]

joom is claiming i am you

didnt you meet skorp in new york


can you post a pic that proves you are in america

How can we be the same person? You started to post in 2005 and I started to post in 2007. Thats a LONG fucking gimmick. With the amount we post, it would almost be impossible to go back and forth between both accounts.

Yes, I met Skorpio in NYC. He can attest to me being a real person, who lives in NYC!!!

Ill see what I can do about the picture  

[Uncle Joon]

Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees

You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in

Hook, line, and sinker

Fuck off.

I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch

if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it

[bigmc]

I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch

if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it

ha ha

does he have to sign legal documents signing over all his property if he reveals your name

we know how this goes

ir how about a lie detector test 

[da_vinci]

 

[Hulkotron]

I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch

if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it

Why would I pay you $ for this

Just post them up and make me look stupid, isn't that satisfaction enough?

Are you also certain that you want to make the claim that you were enrolled in two UK universities simultaneously?  Think carefully and do a bit of googling before answering.

[SF1900]

Why would I pay you $ for this

Just post them up and make me look stupid, isn't that satisfaction enough?

Are you also certain that you want to make the claim that you were enrolled in two UK universities simultaneously?  Think carefully and do a bit of googling before answering.

He will have some lame excuse.

[da_vinci]

I like Joon, he's entertaining, really. yet I have a feeling he's exhaggarating the claims "a little" bit.
Anyone in their sane mind (or coked mind) with a Bentley in their garage would be posting pics and vids of it from all the different agles just for the sake of complete and undeniable domination. That doesn't happen in this case. I think we've been lied to  

[Hulkotron]

I like Joon, he's entertaining, really. yet I have a feeling he's exhaggarating the claims "a little" bit.
Anyone in their sane mind (or coked mind) with a Bentley in their garage would be posting pics and vids of it from all the different agles just for the sake of complete and undeniable domination. That doesn't happen in this case. I think we've been lied to  

I once profiled the many accomplishments of slacker, someone should do a similar analysis on "Joon":

UPDATED FOR 2011

I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.

===========================
I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really.  Please feel free to add any missing information.

Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”

Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps

Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league

Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs

Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating

Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
================================

slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will.  On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.

By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.

slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.

[Waller]

incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other

 

[Hulkotron]

 

[Uncle Joon]

ha ha

does he have to sign legal documents signing over all his property if he reveals your name

we know how this goes

ir how about a lie detector test 

I don't care if anyone reveals my name, seventy five million people know it anyway...its not like I actually care or get annoyed by it...or say to myself boohooo oh shit they know my name....lololol

fuck I put my own address out myself anwyay

why?

cos I am absolutely fucking untouchable and a beast.

I give u permission to post up all my details and pm people to come over and test that theory out for themselves.

I ain't scarrrrrrrrrreeed... cos i'm a beast and everyone knows that;)

[Uncle Joon]

yeah i dont bother with spelling to try and impress people, I am lazy typist

[bigmc]

I don't care if anyone reveals my name, seventy five million people know it anyway...its not like I actually care or get annoyed by it...or say to myself boohooo oh shit they know my name....lololol

fuck I put my own address out myself anwyay

why?

cos I am absolutely fucking untouchable and a beast.

I give u permission to post up all my details and pm people to come over and test that theory out for themselves.

I ain't scarrrrrrrrrreeed... cos i'm a beast and everyone knows that;)

i would never post your info

gave you my word

post it on the main forum if you are that bothered about it

not as i anyone could get pas that polish cunt on the gate 

[Waller]

i would never post your info

gave you my word

post it on the main forum if you are that bothered about it

not as i anyone could get pas that polish girl on the gate 

Haha I've seen the entrance. Far from secure 

[da_vinci]

An hour has passed. Where's a pic of a car?  

[_aj_]

I can feel the pressure building...building...

[chaos]

I woke up this morning and scratched my balls.

[Hulkotron]

An hour has passed. Where's a pic of a car?  

Is photographing the two degrees as well, may take another hour.

[bigmc]

I woke up this morning and scratched my balls.

did you vouch for this guy ffs  

[SF1900]

I can feel the pressure building...building...

Any day now

Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........

mwah

xoxoxo