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King Shizzo

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2015, 02:27:55 PM »
Ron's glasses.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2015, 02:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on August 29, 2015, 02:27:55 PM
Ron's glasses.
Or Nasser's................. 8)
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Mitch

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2015, 02:39:31 PM »
a sporty 95DD bra.
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LurkerNoMore

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2015, 09:52:36 PM »
What is the deal with the Mirage ice machine?
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2015, 10:30:25 PM »
This chicks bike seat..

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BlackMetallic

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2015, 10:59:36 PM »
Surprised no one said grapefruit
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2015, 11:31:59 PM »
A grapefruit!
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2015, 12:35:07 AM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 29, 2015, 09:52:36 PM
What is the deal with the Mirage ice machine?

Brother of iron, you have 14k+ posts and haven't heard the legendary tales of what happens at the ice machine over at the Mirage? :O
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ritch

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2015, 12:37:59 AM »
Quote from: BlackMetallic on August 29, 2015, 01:05:46 PM
Either one of these on my front lawn would do 

I bet you dress up as a train conductor, whistle around your neck and have nice little choo choo train in your basement.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2015, 12:50:47 AM »
I'd be Kim Kardashian's lingerie.  In particular, her thong.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2015, 12:56:50 AM »
An eagal
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ritch

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2015, 01:10:52 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 12:50:47 AM
I'd be Kim Kardashian's lingerie.  In particular, her thong.

Always knew you'd wanna be living in the form of some material that absorbs the cum of black men oozing out of a chick's snatch/ass.

Gross...
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2015, 10:20:12 AM »
Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 12:37:59 AM
I bet you dress up as a train conductor, whistle around your neck and have nice little choo choo train in your basement.

Nah. My dad's got a 20x30 layout in his garage. But he's 77 and can do what he wants.

I could watch a live steam engine all day. Diesel's have no character

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el numero uno

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2015, 10:21:02 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
This chicks bike seat..



You already have its IQ.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2015, 04:47:00 PM »
Navy Mike's lawn mower. I wouldn't have to worry about anybody riding my ass, and I'd just hang in the garage reading some old Flex magazines.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2015, 04:54:08 PM »
Basiles Bicep Supination Machine.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2015, 06:46:17 PM »
Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 01:10:52 AM
Always knew you'd wanna be living in the form of some material that absorbs the cum of black men oozing out of a chick's snatch/ass.

Gross...

Aw yeah, son.

Two douche's and  shower and I'd do everything in the book to that hot fucking pig.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2015, 07:27:14 PM »
Quote from: FermiDirac on August 30, 2015, 12:35:07 AM
Brother of iron, you have 14k+ posts and haven't heard the legendary tales of what happens at the ice machine over at the Mirage? :O

I heard about Bob's Chickys G4P at the Mirage.  But never got the ice machine part of it.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2015, 08:30:28 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 06:46:17 PM
Aw yeah, son.

Two douche's and  shower and I'd do everything in the book to that hot fucking pig.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2015, 09:04:06 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 30, 2015, 07:27:14 PM
I heard about Bob's Chickys G4P at the Mirage.  But never got the ice machine part of it.

The urban myth claims the G4P acts happened in the room 7, next to the ice machine.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2015, 10:09:06 PM »
a stick of RAM on getbig's server.


or


Anything from Donald Trump's footwear collection... maybe flipflops.

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2015, 10:53:01 PM »


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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2015, 10:58:39 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on August 30, 2015, 10:21:02 AM
You already have its IQ.

Aahhhh, I see. You voted Obama didn't you? Tell the truth.
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ritch

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2015, 11:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2015, 10:58:39 PM
Aahhhh, I see. You voted Obama didn't you? Tell the truth.

fuck man, getting tired of this political bullshit from you all the time in every thread
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2015, 11:35:02 PM »
Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 11:17:20 PM
fuck man, getting tired of this political bullshit from you all the time in every thread

Who gives a fuck what you think? Why the fuck else do you think I get stalked all the time? For my training? Two reasons jr. My politics and my faith. So I if say something back in defense of myself you and everyone else can blow me. Are we clear?
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