I will add my observations from Aquatica this past week:
1. 99% of the people there appeared to be out of shape. Of the few that were in shape, two were black guys who were either born that way or just started lifting weights a week ago, so they should be excluded from the data. The data will also have to be adjusted for any russian types who look like shit but can secretly run 20 miles, bench 380 and win any arm wrestling match while drinking the bar under the table.
2. 102% of the people were foreigners (need to re-check that total, but that's what I have right now. Of the 102%, 12-15 were the kind that had the decency to present themselves as foreigners from the onset, mostly Indian/Asian types. The rest were those sneaky fucks who look like normal white people, until you hear them speak, which often cause you to tilt your head for a second, and think "hmmm" (I imagine posters like Julio Caesar and Kwon pulling this bullshit). I think I wasted a few unspoken white suburban guy "I feel your pain" head nods on these shifty types.
3. 2% of the Indian population continue to appear to have had no concept of what a water park entails, which explains the guy in the soaking wet white button oxford, and the occasional woman in soaking wet jeans. Fortunately, the guy in just tighty whitey underwear that we saw in a NJ park was not there.
4. Literally - one "10" - had it all - ass/boobs/face. A few cute women, but no other real standouts. EDBs cellulite observation is on point.
5. Despite all lack of abdominal development, everyone seemed to be having a good time. Nobody was feeling inadequate for wearing a medium or <gasp> small t-shirts and just had an enjoyable time. It appears most of the population does not suffer from a lot of the general hang ups the posters here do - odd......
