I told the staff at the hospital I smoked before my colonoscopy. Big mistake. The dumb bitch did not give me enough meds to have me not feel pain. They dosed me again, still nothing.
I was screaming on the table in pain as they filled my intestines with air. FUCK!!! They shut the blinds, close the door asking me to be calm. Then the fuckiN' twat asks me while I'm in pure agony "do you take steroids"
OH fuck man...
After the procedure, most need to be lying down for 30 min and driven home. After 10 mins, I just asked to leave and they let me go.
Don't tell them you smoke.