I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill

[wes]

Go to the gym and use seated pin-loaded calf and leg press machines. Work on your legs for a couple of months.

He`s too embarassed.

[chaos]

Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

[SF1900]

Go to the gym and use seated pin-loaded calf and leg press machines. Work on your legs for a couple of months.

[robcguns]

Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

Hahaha now that made me laugh

[TuHolmes]

Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

Everyone wants to see the hole of the butt.

[trapz101]

what's her getbig handle so i can send her the pictor of my penis

[Mawse]

I'm pretty sure literally no one at the gym will even look at you much less talk to you or ask why the little fat creep in sunglasses is wearing a sling.

[Walter Sobchak]

what's her getbig handle so i can send her the pictor of my penis

Princess L

[wes]

Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

[38-26-40]

HGH will make it heal quicker.  How do you think pro athletes are recovering so "miraculously" these days

BEST thing ever!

Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

You're just amazing!!!  

Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

LMAO!!!!! This made my day...hahahaaa

[forillagorilla]

The problem is I want the treadmill like right now so I can stick it in the bedroom and just walk on it and watch TV
Why should I spend money on a new one?
And besides it will take forever to arrive if I order new one and they ain't cheap either.

You can get a pretty good one for only a couple grand and have it in a few days for a few hundred more?? if you earn as you say you do that's nothing. NordicTrak and Proform are both good. 

[forillagorilla]

Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

no shit - can you imagine being so insecure that you gave a fuck about people seeing you wear a sling to the gym?? I don't get it?? This lil raghead is a weird one

[Uncle Joon]

no shit - can you imagine being so insecure that you gave a fuck about people seeing you wear a sling to the gym?? I don't get it?? This lil raghead is a weird one

she ripped my heart out! Now we just get high. This one's for you, Salut, bottoms down chins up!

Rippin' my heart was so easy, so easy
Launch your assault now, take it easy
Raise your weapon, raise your weapon,
One word and it's over

Rippin' through like a missile,
Rippin' through my heart,
Rob me of this love
Raise your weapon, raise your weapon,
And it's over

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[sync pulse]

I hope you realize I can't even jack off right now let alone have sex.

Learn to use your other hand...for real,,,you will improve your manual dexterity with both your hands if you learn to use your recessive hand.

I lent my fucking sister my treadmill about year ago and I told her I might need it back in the future.
She is being a bitch and refusing to give me back my treadmill cos "she uses it and loves it"

Do I let it slide or not?

For God's sake...let your sister keep it...go shopping...I found after a cursory examination a place on Charing Cross Road. 

All I can do it walk.
So what else can I do to pass the time other than online gambling and trolling?

Hyde Park?

I am too embarrassed to go to the gym with a sling...

Tell them you went for a week to the United States and someone shot you...

[Uncle Joon]

Learn to use your other hand...for real,,,you will improve your manual dexterity with both your hands if you learn to use your recessive hand.
For God's sake...let your sister keep it...go shopping...I found after a cursory examination a place on Charing Cross Road. 
Hyde Park?

Tell them you went for a week to the United States and someone shot you...

your a real weirdo

[FitnessFrenzy]

Kill yourself and do the world a favor!!   

x2

[_aj_]

Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

I trained every fucking day with my leg in a cast after my Achilles' tendon repair. I had one good leg and a whole upper body. I even managed to keep my quad from atrophying on that leg by doing extensions with chains on my cast. Not one fucking day did I moan or complain, I just got that shit done.

And this weak-willed homo thinks he can be a bodybuilder? He can't even endure post-op pain without his pain meds, tons of weed and crappy food.

[Waller]

My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.

[_aj_]

My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.

10x the drive and willpower of Joon. 100x. Woman like that is worth her weight in gold.

[devilsmile]

joon you need to prev'em wraong!

[Uncle Joon]

My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.

Get her to press the 50 kilo dumbbells bro then we'll talk.
 

[robcguns]

Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?

[_aj_]

Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?

It is quite the mystery, isn't it?

[Waller]

Get her to press the 50 kilo dumbbells bro then we'll talk.
 

I'd rather my lady continued to look like one if I'm honest.

[Uncle Joon]

Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?

Because i wasn't using the treadmill at the time and more importantly it was taking up space I wanted free.
Oh and I don't just get my sister free shit, she has her own money and she is spoilt as it is.