Author Topic: McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 5068 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** March 04, 2006, 08:07:31 AM »

has anyone had the steak,egg and cheese bagel from Mickey D's? i had a couple of bites of one and they are fucking awesome.

Mars · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:09:53 AM »

Sounds fucking great to me.

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:14:47 AM »

i love McD breakfasts. Those are the only thing on their menu that really tore my stomach up. Pretty greasy. They were delicious though. I'll stick with the McGriddles during my once a week cheats.

sarcasm · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:16:24 AM »

i could get addicted to those sandwiches pretty easy.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:19:27 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 04, 2006, 08:14:47 AM

i love McD breakfasts.

I don't eat at McDonalds.

They're sooo "white trash".

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:20:35 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2006, 08:19:27 AM

I don't eat at McDonalds.
They're sooo "white trash".

of course you don't "goatboy".

Mars · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:39:43 AM »

"Goatboy" misses the finance to eat at Mc Donalds.

Special Ed · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:49:06 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 04, 2006, 08:07:31 AM

has anyone had the steak,egg and cheese bagel from Mickey D's? i had a couple of bites of one and they are fucking awesome.

Yeee-Haw. That's my favorite breakfast sandwich pardner. My only beef is that Hollandaise sauce they put on it in some states. Speaking of McDonald's, do they put mustard on the burgers in your state?

Special "Hold Da Mustard" Ed

TrueGrit · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:57:52 AM »

It might taste good but you could just as well drink weedkiller - they're both poison

sarcasm · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:59:09 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on March 04, 2006, 08:57:52 AM

It might taste good but you could just as well drink weedkiller - they're both poison

why don't you go eat some chicken and broccoli and go wax your chest you gaylord.

8 INCH not biceps · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:59:31 AM »

No wonder you guys are fat and out of shape you should stop eating micky d and go on a diet.

Adam Empire · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2006, 09:10:22 AM »

Quote from: Grundle on March 04, 2006, 09:00:39 AM

McDonald's Breakfast = diarrhea and farts for a good day and half.

Their Chicken Selects are good for this too. Maybe they should coat them with Pepto instead of breading.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2006, 09:11:41 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 04, 2006, 08:59:09 AM

why don't you go eat some chicken and broccoli and go wax your chest you gaylord.

hahahahahaha classic

CC3 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2006, 09:34:18 AM »

I'm generally not a fast food fan, but I'm excited to see that Arby's has brought back a grilled chicken sandwich. It's actually the new "Natural Chicken" Cordon Bleu, which comes either fried or grilled. Provided you get it grilled and leave off all the bad stuff, it would be great in a pinch. I was pissed back when Arby's eliminated all the grilled and roasted chicken sandwiches from their menu. That place rescued me many times back in the day.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2006, 09:43:30 AM »

y'all and your white trash cuisine!

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:15:27 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 04, 2006, 08:07:31 AM

has anyone had the steak,egg and cheese bagel from Mickey D's? i had a couple of bites of one and they are fucking awesome.

Who cares Stupid?

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:16:24 AM »

McGriddles are awesome

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:44:47 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2006, 09:07:37 AM

Although you completly missed the whole point of my post, which was to rip on 240 for being "trailer trash".

I told my neighbors about your post. They took their huntin' rifles out looking for a smartass kid named goatboy. So if that's yer real name mister, you better put yer affairs in order. A hurtin is a comin.

Special Ed · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:55:50 AM »

All this McDonald's talk has got me salivating. I'm gonna head to my nearest Golden Arches now and order me up my usual:

2 Cheeseburgers
1 Filet O Fish
1 Chicken Selects
1 Large Fries
1 Large Coke
1 Hot Fudge Sundae
2 Hot Apple Pies

Mmmmmmm...

Then it's straight to the gym to do my workout:

10 Minutes Cleaning the Men's Room Toilet Rim
5 Minutes Squeezing Out Residue Turd
5 Seconds Dropping Liquid McDonald's from my Cornhole
7 Minutes Wiping Myself (includes cardio going to and from sink to wet tissue so as not to chafe my buns)
2 Minutes Visualizing Workout
1 Minute walking over to Dumbbells
15 Second Mad Dash (high intensity Cardio) back to Toilet for Second McDonald's ButtSurge
15 Minutes Spurtpooping and checking messages on Cellphone
5 Minutes sending Text Messages to Workout Partners cancelling workout
5 Minutes wiping up
3 Minutes walking back to vehicle
3 Minutes Driving Home
15 Second Sprint to Bathroom again

I realize this routine is mostly cardio with very little lifting, but I find that trying to lift the toilet seat while sitting on it is an excellent Isometric workout that really hits the traps, rear delts, biceps and forearms. Also, reaching around to do courtesy flushes is good stretching for the fascia of the lats and midsection.

Special "Personal Trainer to the Stars" Ed

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:18:55 AM »

Geeeeezussss!!! Everybody gets their prostate in a knot over a man with a mans stomach who can chow down at good ole' Micky D's!!! That Steak Bagle is the bomb x 2 with a large O.J. (no onions btw)!

If you guys think Micky D's is bad, try going into the Military, being shipped to Kuwait and eating burgers with who knows what type of animal in it! That will test your stomach!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:19:26 AM »

what are you doing eating breakfast at mcdonalds? i thought you guys never left your house

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:21:20 AM »

I forgot to mention the dog/egg/cheese grilled bagels that they serve outside of the gate at Osan AB in Korea!!!

Stavios · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:46:53 AM »

I love my daily double big mac

bRIZZAd · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:49:04 AM »

^ Daily?! That's hardcore.

Stavios · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:51:33 AM »

ok maybe not daily but at least 5 days a week.
everytime I see mcdonalds I got to stop eat something

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