You probably have boxes of those tampons at home, obsidian. They are a lot like conspiracy theories...they get swallowed up by c unts.

Wow, you are fucking stupid.
Stars convert hydrogen to helium, and later in life more massive stars create heavier elements. All known elements were created in stars during and at the end of their lives. They are your parents. They are Phil's parents. They are my parents. We are all related. You're related to Hitler.
Yet you think humans are not capable of conspiring given all that background info? If you can accept everything that has happened and will occur in the Universe you should accept that conspiracies do in fact exist. Just deal with it. Take a breath and take it all in.
You are giving way too much credit to humans and governments thinking they are immune to corruption and conspiracies. Humans are not really very important in the scheme of things. If the Earth and our Solar System dissappeared today not a single fuck would be given in the rest of the Universe.
Stop being so god damn self important!! For fucks sake!