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DroppingPlates · « **Reply #400 on:** September 30, 2015, 04:50:59 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on September 30, 2015, 04:44:06 AM

If Donny worked in a lighthouse, he would spend all night drunkenly shouting 'COWARDS!!!' in morse code to the ship captains trying to steer clear of the rocks.

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #401 on:** September 30, 2015, 04:51:21 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on September 30, 2015, 04:44:06 AM

If Donny worked in a lighthouse, he would spend all night drunkenly shouting 'COWARDS!!!' in morse code to the ship captains trying to steer clear of the rocks.

Coward

bigmc · « **Reply #402 on:** September 30, 2015, 04:52:04 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on September 30, 2015, 04:44:06 AM

If Donny worked in a lighthouse, he would spend all night drunkenly shouting 'COWARDS!!!' in morse code to the ship captains trying to steer clear of the rocks.

yes cyp

apparently Donnie used to work in customer complaints for a lingerie company

here is a script from one of his calls

customer: hi id liked to complain about some faulty goods I received

Donny: panty

customer: yes the elastic in the underwear has snapped

Donny: panty, kung fu, big daddy, set it up

customer: can I speak to your manager

Donny: come over and fight me

customer: put me through to your manager

Donny: coward

customer hangs up

BigCyp · « **Reply #403 on:** September 30, 2015, 04:55:02 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on September 30, 2015, 04:52:04 AM

yes cyp

apparently Donnie used to work in customer complaints for a lingerie company

here is a script from one of his calls

customer: hi id liked to complain about some faulty goods I received

Donny: panty

customer: yes the elastic in the underwear has snapped

Donny: panty, kung fu, big daddy, set it up

customer: can I speak to your manager

Donny: come over and fight me

customer: put me through to your manager

Donny: coward

customer hangs up

Hahahahaha there is endless mileage on the 'Donny call'

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #404 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:25:20 AM »

Didn't "Donny" get outed as living in a trailer with his obese used car saleswoman girlfriend, her parents, and her black son?

Donny · « **Reply #405 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:31:55 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on September 30, 2015, 04:52:04 AM

yes cyp

apparently Donnie used to work in customer complaints for a lingerie company

here is a script from one of his calls

customer: hi id liked to complain about some faulty goods I received

Donny: panty

customer: yes the elastic in the underwear has snapped

Donny: panty, kung fu, big daddy, set it up

customer: can I speak to your manager

Donny: come over and fight me

customer: put me through to your manager

Donny: coward

customer hangs up

Fuck off fat Ginger mong

Hulkotron · « **Reply #406 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:32:57 AM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on September 30, 2015, 05:25:20 AM

Didn't "Donny" get outed as living in a trailer with his obese used car saleswoman girlfriend, her parents, and her black son?

Something like that yes

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #407 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:36:23 AM »

Quote from: Donny on September 30, 2015, 05:31:55 AM

Fuck off fat Ginger mong

You think this works?

Donny · « **Reply #408 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:37:47 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2015, 05:36:23 AM

You think this works?

do i give a fuck about some Gob shite on a Bodybuilding Forum?

Simple Simon · « **Reply #409 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Donny on September 30, 2015, 05:37:47 AM

do i give a fuck about some Gob shite on a Bodybuilding Forum?

a huge fuck, yes, yes you do.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #410 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:39:44 AM »

"Donny" / Donna seems to give a great quantity of very large fucks, yes.

HonestBob · « **Reply #411 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:47:16 AM »

Quote from: Potatank on September 29, 2015, 02:58:47 PM

Donny, about 12 people pm'd me saying they would chip in for you to come to Canada and fight me but I explained to them you are way too much of a coward. We dont want to get your panties in a bunch-- LITERALLY

I'd pay his whole fare. Not that this odd social outcast would have the balls to face you, even though it's pretty obvious you'd feel too sorry for him to ever fight him in real life.

I know lots of ex military, real soldiers would never behave like this. Catering Corps seems likely. Failed to get into a good regiment no doubt.

Donny · « **Reply #412 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:48:02 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on September 30, 2015, 05:39:44 AM

"Donny" / Donna seems to give a great quantity of very large fucks, yes.

you don´t know me "Hulk"

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #413 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:48:50 AM »

Quote from: Donny on September 30, 2015, 05:37:47 AM

do i give a fuck about some Gob shite on a Bodybuilding Forum?

Yes, you do a lot by starting this thread

Donny · « **Reply #414 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:51:05 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2015, 05:48:50 AM

Yes, you do a lot by starting this thread

I just don´t like fucking Bell ends going on my Facebook and harassing people.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #415 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:53:13 AM »

lol you can't make this stuff up

Quote from: Donny on March 27, 2011, 02:01:34 AM

I liked steven seagal`s "Kote-Gaeshi"..outer wrist throw. I did Aikido and it does work. Although to be honest i would rather tell someone to learn Wing chun or jeet kune do for a bar fight.. The problem with Aikido is there are too many Aikikai senseis who make it look soft and like Dancing... Yoshinkan is considerd to be a "hard school" or "Tomiki Aikido" has a strong influence from Judo Randori.

BigCyp · « **Reply #416 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:58:14 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on September 30, 2015, 05:53:13 AM

lol you can't make this stuff up

Are you suggesting that 'Mongy' is not a master of the eastern arts, Hulkatron?

Grape Ape · « **Reply #417 on:** September 30, 2015, 05:58:55 AM »

This thread has provided me with a treasure trove of foreign insults.

I expect this to benefit me in future travels.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #418 on:** September 30, 2015, 06:00:10 AM »

One man. So much embarrassment. You couldn't make this shit up.

bigmc · « **Reply #419 on:** September 30, 2015, 06:02:04 AM »

Quote from: Donny on September 30, 2015, 05:37:47 AM

do i give a fuck about some Gob shite on a Bodybuilding Forum?

your whole life involves giving a fuck about some gob shite from a bodybuilding forum

hence the multiple death threats

and kung fu related tom foolery

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #420 on:** September 30, 2015, 06:04:49 AM »

There are only a few phrases emitted from the Donny account. Me thinks he is just a bot. Probably just a golden retriever with a pair of glasses banging randomly on a keyboard.