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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2015, 06:52:07 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2015, 07:02:32 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.


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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2015, 07:24:59 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2015, 07:30:03 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
just great to see a bunch of interesting people's perspectives on life and what their sexual experiences were at a younger age but I'm gonna be honest you were a bit of a badass when you were a kindergardener...when I was a kindergardener I was ahead of my time smarts wise but everyone caught up lol

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2015, 07:47:24 AM »
just great to see a bunch of interesting people's perspectives on life and what their sexual experiences were at a younger age but I'm gonna be honest you were a bit of a badass when you were a kindergardener...when I was a kindergardener I was ahead of my time smarts wise but everyone caught up lol

I wouldn't call my kindergarden self a bad ass :D. I was never a bully or the bad kid, I just thought about things many other kids didn't think about or felt at the time.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2015, 07:56:38 AM »
My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.

There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.

How does that sound?

Can't say I blame you. He sounds like a waste of space.

Although it's not exactly fair summarising a person's life in a few sentences.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2015, 08:03:02 AM »
I wouldn't call my kindergarden self a bad ass :D. I was never a bully or the bad kid, I just thought about things many other kids didn't think about or felt at the time.

I don't know man...I think a movie on your kindergardener experiences would get some pretty good rating...little 6 year old that wants to fuck his teachers

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2015, 08:38:47 AM »
I don't know man...I think a movie on your kindergardener experiences would get some pretty good rating...little 6 year old that wants to fuck his teachers

Just fuck them is putting it mildly, sounds boring. The movie would be too natural for the movie industries industrialized image on sexuality and sexual growth of some children.

Would never make it. I mean the world has demonized sexuality and it's always going to be awkward to talk about, unless you talk about "fucking" or "getting cock sucked" and then high five with your bros. I've always felt that kind of behavior to be childish. Never was afraid of girls, I always wanted to be with girls. When I was put to girls team in some school play in 1st grade all the boys started to laugh at me, but in my mind I was thinking; "Damn, don't you guys know what you're missing? These are GIRLS, they smell and taste like candy!"

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2015, 09:06:32 AM »
My dad found magazines and yelled at me. He told me it's against the bible to jerk off lol. He never talked to me about any of that. I wasn't allowed to watch mtv scary movies celebrate Halloween lol. I still feel embarrassed talking about certain things.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2015, 09:42:31 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
In 2nd grade I was already interested in making out with girls. This big girl taller than me had hots for me. I remember kissing her on the lips several times in the schoolyard during lunch/recess.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2015, 10:03:52 AM »
Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D

In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.

 I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.

I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.

By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.

I use to be exactly the same way bro. I remember being a tiny little kid and I would always be rubbing my boner. I would be at the babysitter and play house with the girls. I would get naked with them and play doctor. We would make forts and hide in them. Since I can remember I was always the horniest out of all of my friends. They always give me shit about it. My sexual appetite is insane.

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Re: Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2015, 10:34:46 AM »
Had one with your mom.

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