No, I would call you a sissy boy to your face and your eyes would light up hoping for a rough and aggressive top.
It seems as if this is your desire. Well, good luck! You are not my type. There will be no light in my eyes for you, sorry.
I gathered you were into some crazy deviant shit, but you invitation is way over-the-top. Anyway, I thought you were a chicken hawk?
Interesting that you would only quote the part of my post which references my son-in-law. Am I to take it that you are too fearful of the other fellows I mentioned, such as: Lynn Swann, Emmitt Smith, Willi Gault, Steve McLendon and Ray Emery. With their agility as a result of ballet, each of them could crush you in a nanosecond as would my son-in-law who is a retired forward observer with 4 deployments to the mid-east.