Share some good jokes

[Yamcha]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends on how hard you throw them.

[muscularny]

I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."

[The Ugly]

Patient's waiting in the examination room, when the doctor walks in.

"Sir, I'm afraid you need to stop masturbating," she says.

"Why, what is it, what's the problem?"

"Because I need to examine you," she says.

[Tedim]

What do you do when you see a negro with only half his head....































stop laughing and reload

[Waller]

Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13

When is Michael Jackson's bedtime?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

Why does Michael Jackson smear cheese on his knob?
Cause kids will do anything for Dairylea.

[Thin Lizzy]

Here's one I can vouch for:

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk!