Friend hooks me up with this girl, he says she is great for me as he knows I hate facebook and she has no facebook, not to mention (the more important part) she is real good looking, no kids, no drugs etc.
So after a few short texts back and forth we decide to meet up Friday night. I arrive to pick her up, and boom, my friend was right, she is hot as hell. She is walking towards my car and I notice she is holding the phone with her arms stretched out and talking. Not much of a surprise there, I have picked up girls before that are busy talking and texting, no reason to get upset just yet.
She gets into the car, and what im hearing sounds completely bizarre, I can't remember exactly everything but this is how it went:
Where are you guys going? we are going to (restaurant name)
my snapchat is...
what car he has, well he has a (name of car)
my instagram is..
guys follow me
please guys stop speaking dirty or I will have to block
show me those hearts
invite your friends
this is all you will see of my boobs
I am sitting there and wondering wtf is going on but I am just driving (longest 20 minute drive).
And then Hell shows up, she says
"hey, everyone wants to see the guy I am going out with, say hi"
With that she turns her phone to me and says "we are live on periscope, say hi there are 43 people watching us"
I heard the word periscope in the past but really did not know how it works, however I was able to figured out a bit what the fuck was going on here. She sees I am upset, she tries calming me down by saying "oh look they are giving you hearts".
Anyway, she wishes these "followers" well and promises to do a quick "scope" once in the restaurant.
She did keep her promise, and my evening continued to get worse.
Every dish that arrived she "scoped".
When I asked if she can stop scoping she took major offense! She started yelling at me how many followers she has and how many likes / hearts etc and sooner or later she might get work off it.
I stayed as calm as possible, drove her home, complete silence and that was the end of that one.
I used to warn people about dating social media addicts, I am not upping the warning big time to a code red and warning do not date periscopers unless you have no respect for your privacy.