Translation: I am extremely attracted to you and have spent countless nights masturbating to pics of you from your lean days and of your cock, which is saved on my hard drive. I hope you get lean again and post more pics of your thick veiny physique and cock that I can use to spank it to.
Sincerely,
PrimeMuscle
The correct translation: I might be attracted to you if you were reasonably sophisticated, my height or shorter and fit, with a normal sized penis. I prefer being intimate with people in person. This requires getting to know each other beyond the scope of the Internet. We would have to be mutually attracted. Dark curly hair is a bonus. You seem like a nice guy, but you just aren't my type, sorry.
Calfzilla, If you hear of someone who meets the above criteria and has no hang-ups about sex (swings both ways) let me know. They must be an adult, otherwise age is of no importance to me.