Author Topic: Powerball at Estimated $1.3 BILLION  (Read 12570 times)

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2016, 06:44:05 PM »
I respect your foresight.  I only planned on getting twelve 18 year old exquisite Russian whores and I'm feeling under-prepared.  I didn't even consider having a farm system for Russia puss.  Well done.

However, a quick warning to you.  I settled on the number twelve because I was concerned that if there were too many they would eventually band together and cut my throat while I slept.  Russian whores can be ruthless.  Something to think about.

They'd sleep in cells so it's not a worry and only 2 per month will be allowed in my area. The rest remain in the working zone.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2016, 08:30:59 PM »
They'd sleep in cells so it's not a worry and only 2 per month will be allowed in my area. The rest remain in the working zone.

You are a hard man.  I respect you. 

I usually like my exquisite Russian whores to mingle around in the house freely.  It's kind of a status thing when my neighbors visit.  I fuck with my neighbors a little bit and call the whores my "nieces".  AT that point a whore usually comes and sits on my lap.  My neighbor then incredulously says, "your nieces"?  Then I smile and say "we're very close".  Gets them every time.  Jealous phaggotts.

I treat my whores pretty well so they don't usually run off.  Occasionally you have that one rogue whore that is too headstrong for her own good.  They always come back though.....eventually.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2016, 07:30:55 AM »
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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2016, 07:50:33 AM »
Anyone know the cost of hiring two full time blackwater mercenaries for 24/7 protection?  I would think about $100-200K each per year. Would be worth the investment.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2016, 08:19:47 AM »
Anyone know the cost of hiring two full time blackwater mercenaries for 24/7 protection?  I would think about $100-200K each per year. Would be worth the investment.

2 won't get you 24/7 coverage. Is this your first time hiring personal security or what?

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2016, 08:28:18 AM »
2 won't get you 24/7 coverage. Is this your first time hiring personal security or what?

My 24" arms were all I needed but now they're 21" I think it's time to hire some pros

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2016, 08:41:36 AM »
Anyone know the cost of hiring two full time blackwater mercenaries for 24/7 protection?  I would think about $100-200K each per year. Would be worth the investment.

Blaha will do it for $5k. He's all the protection you will need, seeing as he was trained by and worked for the CIA/FBI/Black ops/Marines/etc.... He will stealthily pant his way in front of you to take a bullet. Don't worry, his layer of 45% bodyfat will leave him unscathed.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2016, 08:42:26 AM »
Anyone know the cost of hiring two full time blackwater mercenaries for 24/7 protection?  I would think about $100-200K each per year. Would be worth the investment.

Youre better off surrounding your house with these:





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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2016, 09:26:02 AM »
Youre better off surrounding your house with these:







How would DLB protect me?

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2016, 09:26:48 AM »
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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2016, 10:29:05 AM »
Yo Yamcha, update this title to say $800 million.  Fucker jump up $150 overnight.  Guy at a store I got tickets from says by tomorrow will be at $900 million maybe a billion.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2016, 10:29:12 AM »
Friday morning and it's up to 800m...500million if you take the cash. It will be 900 million by 2mrw morning and 1 billion by 2mrw night...

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2016, 10:38:45 AM »
Friday morning and it's up to 800m...500million if you take the cash. It will be 900 million by 2mrw morning and 1 billion by 2mrw night...

I spent $20 as my contribution to the Ponzi schemed welfare system, but you never know.  1 in 290,000,000 chance of winning.  I think I have better odds of pounding Jennifer Lawrence analy while getting bitten by a shark, becoming president and struck by lightning all at the same time.  But what the fuck, I did it anyways.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2016, 12:51:25 PM »
All these articles telling people not to play are just insanity. Imagine you talk to the guy that ends up winning and you explain to them that they did something very stupid by buying the ticket because the odds were 1 in 300 mil.

Buy at least one ticket.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2016, 01:32:01 PM »
I spent $20 as my contribution to the Ponzi schemed welfare system, but you never know.  1 in 290,000,000 chance of winning.  I think I have better odds of pounding Jennifer Lawrence analy while getting bitten by a shark, becoming president and struck by lightning all at the same time.  But what the fuck, I did it anyways.

You have better odds of hitting this PBall Saturday than Rich Piano has of ever seeing his 50th birthday

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2016, 04:00:53 PM »
The lotto...giving poor people a reason to live.
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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2016, 04:12:53 PM »
$1B in the bank baby!

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2016, 04:14:39 PM »
$1B in the bank baby!
You would finally be able to buy the body that you have attempted to build over the last 30 years.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2016, 04:15:27 PM »
You would finally be able to buy the body that you have attempted to build over the last 30 years.

Keep trying. You're doing great!

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2016, 04:18:19 PM »
Youre better off surrounding your house with these:






so they can turn on diablo?

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #70 on: January 08, 2016, 04:22:18 PM »
so they can turn on diablo?

EDB is one of the bigger guys around here, and a man of epic proportions. The pitbulls would not dare attack him.

Plus, keep them in a gated area surrounding the house. He doesn't actually have to interact with them.
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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2016, 09:02:04 AM »
Jackpot now at $900 million.   :o

You have a much better chance of dying during the next 30 seconds that hitting the jackpot.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2016, 11:01:03 AM »
Jackpot now at $900 million.   :o

You have a much better chance of dying during the next 30 seconds that hitting the jackpot.

If I win I'd probably die in a week of exhaustion from pounding so many high end whores.

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2016, 12:12:50 PM »
Just in time,

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Re: Powerball at Estimated $675 million
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2016, 12:14:40 PM »
I'll paypal someone 10 bucks chip in for some tickets

Id wanna see a pic of the tickets tho so I can check the numbers too