What's your biggest gym fail ?

[kreator]

Smashed my dick between two 100lb Dumbbells while doing lateral raises then having an ugly ass nurse insert the catheter.

please go on ...

[heenok]

Smashed my dick between two 100lb Dumbbells while doing lateral raises then having an ugly ass nurse insert the catheter.

hell no 

I cant think of many for me. I got stuck below the legpress once, almost got stuck at the incline bench press, hit my face while curling a dumbell up...

[Yamcha]

[Never1AShow]

The cable snapped on a lat pulldown and the bar came crashing into my forehead. I was a bloody mess and needed 7 stitches. I probably could have sued the gym but the owner was cool and gave me a free year on my membership.

This happened to a friend of mine in Golds Venice years ago.  I remember thinking a free year was cheap for the owner to get off.  This friend was using the entire 300 lb stack.  I'd assume you were also.

[Man of Steel]

1) Loaded too much weight (uncollared) on a EZ curl bar and the tipping began and the weights weight off one side and then the other.

2) Was working calves on the leg press doing toe presses.  Normally I keep the safety locks in place while doing this, but on this day I unlocked them and forgot and when I finished the set the entire leg press squashed me.  Had to cry out for help.

3) Got buried on a heavy bench on smith.  Fortunately locked it but had to wiggle out all stupid in front of everyone.

4) Was on a stationary bike doing some cardio.  I sat the seat up a little higher than usual and didn't realize I didn't fully lock it in place.  10 minutes in I suddenly fall 8 inches with a loud BANG.

Not my best days in the gym.

[_aj_]

1) Loaded too much weight (uncollared) on a EZ curl bar and the tipping began and the weights weight off one side and then the other.

2) Was working calves on the leg press doing toe presses.  Normally I keep the safety locks in place while doing this, but on this day I unlocked them and forgot and when I finished the set the entire leg press squashed me.  Had to cry out for help.

3) Got buried on a heavy bench on smith.  Fortunately locked it but had to wiggle out all stupid in front of everyone.

4) Was on a stationary bike doing some cardio.  I sat the seat up a little higher than usual and didn't realize I didn't fully lock it in place.  10 minutes in I suddenly fall 8 inches with a loud BANG.

Not my best days in the gym.

Outed.

[oldtimer1]

I was doing squats in my friend's gym. It was a giant shed in the back yard.  Some of the equipment was starting to rust. I had 315lbs for squats. I took the weight off the squat racks and all of the plates on one side slide off. Then the other whipping the bar off me. Sounded like a bomb went off. I stood there in shock thinking I broke every bone in my body. I was completely okay.  I didn't know he oiled the ends of the bar to prevent rust. 


On a somewhat related story I saw a guy I work with and he had a cast on his foot.  Thought he was a bit of a scum bag. I asked him what happened and he said he dropped a dumbbell on his foot.

[falco]

Once i farted out loud. It was very embarassing. One of the girls who heard it later became my girlfriend, witch now, looking back 15 years ago, looks strange as hell. She didn't enjoyed anything ass related though.

Once i was bench pressing alone and the bar stuck on my chest. Nobody heard my shouts of help due to the loud music, so i dragged it through my abs until i could sit and deadlift it.

[mazrim]

Not by me, but there was one guy who loaded up the the bench to 145lbs after barely able to get one press with 85lbs total on it. I watched since I knew it would be interesting. It quickly dropped down to his shoulders/neck area and he could not get it up despite major straining and squirming. Someone eventually helped him and later on the manager found a chunk of poop directly under that bench.

[Tedim]

getting caught lifting to flashdance

[Man of Steel]

Outed.

Love the smith!   Love free weights too!

[ritch]

The cable snapped on a lat pulldown and the bar came crashing into my forehead. I was a bloody mess and needed 7 stitches. I probably could have sued the gym but the owner was cool and gave me a free year on my membership.

You could have sued him, buy his gym then make him your janitor.

[wes]

There are usually no women in my gym.  Once, this hot piece of ass showed up out of nowhere, so I kept chatting her up, but wasn't getting the vibe.  She kept looking nervously at this older dude across the room.






Then I realized I had gone into _aj_'s basement instead of mine by accident.

I legit LOL`ed !   

[Never1AShow]

Joe Meeko was reported to have pissed on the sauna rocks at the gym, I think it was called City Limits gym.  Said to have cleared the whole place out.

[Ronnie Rep]

Was benching 275 on the second rep the bar rolled back and dropped it. It landed between the bottom of my pecs and the top of my ribs. It knocked the wind out of me and bruised the shit out of me. Luckily it didn't break or crack anything or land on my neck.

[herefortheglitter]

getting caught lifting to flashdance

Got busted listening to Whitney Houston - it was awkward because it was an old black guy.

[Mr Anabolic]

Was bench pressing 150 in my basement when I was 17.  I got a few reps with it, but then got stuck and had to roll it down my body until I could sit up.

After finishing a set of DB flyes, I was putting the weight down on the floor and pinched my middle finger in between the dumbbell handle and the bench support that was bolted to the floor.  It hurt like fucking hell and I eventually lost the nail.

[Howard]

Leg press. At the bottom I let out a rip. I get the weight up and turn my head. Everyone heard. Then the smell. Solid 20' radius.

Attention fellow getbigger. You have been selected for the Howard Gym Farting  Hall of Fame.
You'll thank me later

[Ronnie Rep]

Leg press. At the bottom I let out a rip. I get the weight up and turn my head. Everyone heard. Then the smell. Solid 20' radius.

Who hasn't done that.

[Thespritz0]

Once i farted out loud. It was very embarassing. One of the girls who heard it later became my girlfriend, witch now, looking back 15 years ago, looks strange as hell. She didn't enjoyed anything ass related though.

Once i was bench pressing alone and the bar stuck on my chest. Nobody heard my shouts of help due to the loud music, so i dragged it through my abs until i could sit and deadlift it.

^^
This WITCH???

[Henda]

Got busted listening to Whitney Houston - it was awkward because it was an old black guy.

is white people listening to the music of a black singer frowned upon these days? Fucks sake the nigs will bitch about anything

[The Ugly]

Probably that time I showed up, thought, 'everything always f'n hurts, can't do a single movement without constant pain, so fuck this place' and never went back. Pretty high on my gym fail list, yeah.

[Coach is Back!]

please go on ...

Not much else to say. Brought the DB's in too close to my junk and smashed it. Went into shock, went to the hospital and woke up to nurse ratchet.

[SF1900]

Getting a double inguinal hernia.

[Max]

Strained all the muscles in the back of my neck when leg pressing.  Took a week from them to heal and every time I tensed it was agony. Taking a dump became my least favourite activity!