The pool, the beach, and buffets

[SF1900]

must suck to tiptoe through life

I'd hardly call avoiding buffets and pools "tiptoeing" through life. Those are the only 2 hangups I really have, and activities I will 100% not engage in.

Even things I dislike, I will still engage in, especially to appease someone else. But there is little room for negotiation regarding buffets and pools.

[Yamcha]

I'd hardly call avoiding buffets and pools "tiptoeing" through life. Those are the only 2 hangups I really have, and activities I will 100% not engage in.

Even things I dislike, I will still engage in, especially to appease someone else. But there is little room for negotiation regarding buffets and pools.

lol, fair enough. 

but if you ever find yourself at Mr. Sancho's Beach Club, don't avoid the buffet!

[SF1900]

lol, fair enough. 

but if you ever find yourself at Mr. Sancho's Beach Club, don't avoid the buffet!

I will tell Mr. Sancho that you sent me.

[Grape Ape]

Points on buffets are valid, but could easily be applied to restaurants in general.

You don't know if the guy who made your burger scratched his bleeding asshole seconds before shaping the ground beef...

[SF1900]

Points on buffets are valid, but could easily be applied to restaurants in general.

You don't know if the guy who made your burger scratched his bleeding asshole seconds before shaping the ground beef...

Of course, but there is a greater chance that hundreds of people visiting the same buffet with no obligation to you, will screw with the food, as opposed to a few cooks/chef, who have an obligation to the restaurant and are getting paid. Its all about probability.

[calfzilla]

I imagine it would also gross you out to try on the Tbombz bunny suit?

[SF1900]

I imagine it would also gross you out to try on the Tbombz bunny suit?

Yes. But I think this would apply to most people.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Just spend your life in one of these and you'll be fine.

[Grape Ape]

Of course, but there is a greater chance that hundreds of people visiting the same buffet with no obligation to you, will screw with the food, as opposed to a few cooks/chef, who have an obligation to the restaurant and are getting paid. Its all about probability.

I can agree with this.

Another example is people who touch every single piece of produce available before they actually choose a tomato or apple, etc....

[Hulkotron]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

Great points all around

[drkaje]

I don't have dating troubles. Like most people, there are good dates and bad dates. I talk about the bad dates because its more funny than talking about the good dates. But thanks for your concern!

Further, if a girl is not going to want to date me because of two things (bc I hate the beach and buffets), then she is probably too much of a headache to deal with it anyway. Eating at a buffet is gross, and should be avoided at all costs. One should only engage in a buffet if at a party with friends or family; I have no problem with this.

They'll probably assume you have much bigger issues, LOL!

[SF1900]

Just spend your life in one of these and you'll be fine.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode.  

[SF1900]

I can agree with this.

Another example is people who touch every single piece of produce available before they actually choose a tomato or apple, etc....

Yes. That is why you must make sure to thoroughly wash all fruit and vegetables before you cook them.

[SF1900]

Great points all around

Thank you, Hulkotron. Your support is always well received.

[SF1900]

They'll probably assume you have much bigger issues, LOL!

They may be right! 

[OB1]

I don't care.
I think of it as some kind of "immune system workout".

[njflex]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode.  

U SAID MOOPS...

[SF1900]

I don't care.
I think of it as some kind of "immune system workout".

Not in your 30's. I see no reason to expose myself to possible diseases or ailments, just to give my immune system a workout. There are other ways to boost your immune system. But thank you for your input.

[drkaje]

They may be right! 

You can't share everything, SF.

Right or wrong: Women will assume you're neurotic and privately grossed-out by their vagina.

[OB1]

Not in your 30's. I see no reason to expose myself to possible diseases or ailments, just to give my immune system a workout. There are other ways to boost your immune system. But thank you for your input.

Almost 40 now.
But I get your point.
Tbh there were times i refused to enter public baths.

[El Diablo Blanco]

SF, you'll get more germs and access to disease sticking your cock into your GF than you ever will at a beach or buffet.

[SF1900]

You can't share everything, SF.

Right or wrong: Women will assume you're neurotic and privately grossed-out by their vagina.

I don't share much in the beginning. But they want me to share and open up! :-O

[SF1900]

SF, you'll get more germs and access to disease sticking your cock into your GF than you ever will at a beach or buffet.

 

Great, another thing to worry about!

[drkaje]

I don't share much in the beginning. But they want me to share and open up! :-O

Women want you to share whatever it is they feel like hearing.

[OB1]

Women want you to share whatever it is they feel like hearing.

They will store it somewhere in their brain and use it against you as soon as possible.