Author Topic: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 56399 times)

Hendrix · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2006, 10:53:48 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:50:25 PM

Johnny Apollo, I'm willing to bet the good lord wouldn't mind me cutting your throat and stomping on your testicles just to get you to stop posting

Budda would pay good money for ringside seats.

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2006, 10:54:56 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:50:25 PM

Johnny Apollo, I'm willing to bet the good lord wouldn't mind me cutting your throat and stomping on your testicles just to get you to stop posting

I'm sure..If you worship the Christian or Jewish God.

Considering he commanded his soldiers who invaded cities to "bash the babies against walls".

If you're a Muslim...Well I won't even get into how crazy they are.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2006, 10:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Hendrix on March 18, 2006, 10:51:34 PM

And i am going to cut it down with the edge of my hand.

You shouldn't start out so ambitiously. First try to cut down your refrigerator with the edge of your hand, and if that works out for ya, move up from there.

PS: PM me if you need the name of a good orthopedic surgeon.

Hendrix · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2006, 11:04:30 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Apollo on March 18, 2006, 10:54:56 PM

I'm sure..If you worship the Christian or Jewish God.

Considering he commanded his soldiers who invaded cities to "bash the babies against walls".

If you're a Muslim...Well I won't even get into how crazy they are.

Since your quite the expert what do you know about Buddist principles.

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 18, 2006, 10:56:45 PM

You shouldn't start out so ambitiously. First try to cut down your refrigerator with the edge of your hand, and if that works out for ya, move up from there.

PS: PM me if you need the name of a good orthopedic surgeon.

I started off with an axe and then a sledgehammer then a jackhammer but now im thinking of C4 explosives.

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2006, 11:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Hendrix on March 18, 2006, 11:04:30 PM

Since your quite the expert what do you know about Buddist principles.

Everything.

Hendrix · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2006, 11:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Apollo on March 18, 2006, 11:05:57 PM

Everything.

If your lucky you may come back as a cocaroatch.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2006, 11:49:13 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:56:08 PM

It's simple Johnny. You need to be murdered

I second that. ....

TEAM IMPACT!!!!!!!

DIVISION · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:11:04 AM »

"Your God is Dead." - Trent Reznor

DIV

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:15:55 AM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 19, 2006, 12:11:04 AM

"Your God is Dead." - Trent Reznor

DIV

I always make it a point to have a Nine Inch Nails CD playing when I'm around Jebus freaks.

DIVISION · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:30:53 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 19, 2006, 12:15:55 AM

I always make it a point to have a Nine Inch Nails CD playing when I'm around Jebus freaks.

Make them feel you........drag them down with you......

DIV

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:32:46 AM »

Quote from: DIVISION on March 19, 2006, 12:30:53 AM

Make them feel you........drag them down with you......

More like rise them up, to the world of thinking human beings as opposed to lemmings who have been fed a crock of shit their whole lives.

DIVISION · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2006, 12:53:08 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 19, 2006, 12:32:46 AM

More like rise them up, to the world of thinking human beings as opposed to lemmings who have been fed a crock of shit their whole lives.

I'm describing it from their perspective......

You'd be dragging them down to your depths of depravity.

The downward sprial.....

DIV

Disgusted · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2006, 01:02:53 AM »

I sweat the blood of Christ when I workout.

rocket · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2006, 01:07:34 AM »

Does anybody else find it amusing reading this thread how only intenseone doesn't realise its a joke.

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2006, 01:11:53 AM »

Quote from: rocket on March 19, 2006, 01:07:34 AM

Does anybody else find it amusing reading this thread how only intenseone doesn't realise its a joke.

It's not a good joke.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2006, 01:40:15 AM »

Quote from: rocket on March 19, 2006, 01:07:34 AM

Does anybody else find it amusing reading this thread how only intenseone doesn't realise its a joke.

.....please! I was waiting to see how long it would take Goatboy to respond, as usual he's right there putting down His creator!!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2006, 02:09:45 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 19, 2006, 01:40:15 AM

... he's right there putting down His creator!!

My parents? I don't recall dissing them in this thread.

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:35:20 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 19, 2006, 01:40:15 AM

.....please! I was waiting to see how long it would take Goatboy to respond, as usual he's right there putting down His creator!!

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 19, 2006, 02:09:45 AM

My parents? I don't recall dissing them in this thread.

sarcasm · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:10:06 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on March 18, 2006, 09:53:24 PM

Box squats are great. I have some of my athletes do them!

hahahahaha, "athletes".

Mars · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:11:35 AM »

Maybe they work in the circus too?

sarcasm · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:13:35 AM »

Quote from: Mars on March 19, 2006, 08:11:35 AM

Maybe they work in the circus too?

are you saying that "Mr. Intenseone" likes the cock, Mars?

Mars · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:16:46 AM »

I'm just saying mr "intenseone" likes to experiment from time to time.

DEFCON · « **Reply #47 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:23:17 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 09:24:14 PM

I see so many bro's come into where I work out full of attitude and cockiness and they forget the real reason why we all started lifting. I'm talking about GOD, the big man, the creator. All things are possible through GOD. If I knew anything about the Bible I could quote something but seriously we need to focus on what bodybuilding is really about. You can want to look good and maybe pull some girls but when you line up for some deep squats (maybe 225x10?) your going to need a guy like God to back you up incase you crush yourself.

Who's with me on this?

When Jesus spots be I usually get 4 more reps out

Havenbull · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:26:50 AM »

Quote from: DEFCON on March 19, 2006, 08:23:17 AM

When Jesus spots be I usually get 4 more reps out

nah, the blood from his wrists makes the bar too slick. Don't wanna lose my grip.

slippediskmountian · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:27:40 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 09:24:14 PM

I see so many bro's come into where I work out full of attitude and cockiness and they forget the real reason why we all started lifting. I'm talking about GOD, the big man, the creator. All things are possible through GOD. If I knew anything about the Bible I could quote something but seriously we need to focus on what bodybuilding is really about. You can want to look good and maybe pull some girls but when you line up for some deep squats (maybe 225x10?) your going to need a guy like God to back you up incase you crush yourself.

Who's with me on this?

word to your savior!