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affeman

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Markus RUHL becomes father!
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:55:45 PM »
lol @ experts claiming steroids affect fertility! :D
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da_vinci

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2016, 01:03:51 PM »
Who's mother to be? That young cute blonge with nice tits?
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2016, 01:06:28 PM »
another Ruhl on the planet??  :o
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2016, 01:12:32 PM »
The world might be overpopulated, but I welcome a mini-Ruhl
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2016, 01:14:56 PM »
Congrats to the big man.
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BlackMetallic

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2016, 01:15:18 PM »
Quote from: affeman on February 08, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
lol @ experts claiming steroids affect fertility! :D

Unless your pinning hcg
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2016, 01:18:09 PM »
but did his steroid abusing ex ever procreate? the fertility side effects of aas abuse must be 10 fold in females.
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2016, 01:20:12 PM »
Good for RUHL!  :D
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2016, 01:30:13 PM »
More photos of his gorgeous girlfriend please, she will look even hotter with a few months pregnant and larger tits....
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2016, 02:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Skylge on February 08, 2016, 01:30:13 PM
More photos of his gorgeous girlfriend please, she will look even hotter with a few months pregnant and larger tits....

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obsidian

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2016, 02:12:03 PM »
Good. Germany needs many more Ruhls!
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 02:13:36 PM »
Germany needs to have a program where clean young and fertile women line up to be inseminated by ruhl!

Hurry, Germany needs you! For Der Fatherland!
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 02:22:03 PM »
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2016, 02:28:37 PM »
Quote from: DanzigBrah on February 08, 2016, 02:13:36 PM
Germany needs to have a program where clean young and fertile women line up to be inseminated by ruhl!

Hurry, Germany needs you! For Der Fatherland!
Yes.

Step 1: Impale Merkel
Step 2: Remove refugees and impale the remaining traitorous politicians.
Step 3: Call Ruhl and get semen samples.
Step 4: Artificially inseminate 5 million German Females.
Step 5: Arrest Soros, confiscate his wealth. Lock him up for the rest of his short life.
Step 6: Use Soros' funds to convert refugee centers to nursing centers for Baby Ruhls.
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OB1

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2016, 02:32:32 PM »
Congratulations!
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Pet shop boys

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2016, 02:33:43 PM »
At his age he is becoming officially a grandpa' more than a father really ...

At least he had a kid before Kai and Jay who knew? I can't picture those two being fathers .  ;D


WoooSHHHHHHH
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Kwon_2

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2016, 02:34:05 PM »
Congrats Markus!

Germany needs about 3 million more Ruhls though.
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2016, 02:34:55 PM »
let me take a guess, a daughter ..... they all have daughters
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da_vinci

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2016, 02:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on February 08, 2016, 02:33:43 PM
At his age he is becoming officially a grandpa' more than a father really ...

At least he had a kid before Kai and Jay who knew? I can't picture those two being fathers .  ;D


WoooSHHHHHHH

Yu are wrong, he's becoming a father.
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Pet shop boys

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2016, 02:45:02 PM »
Quote from: da_vinci on February 08, 2016, 02:41:41 PM
Yu are wrong, he's becoming a father.

yu didn't get the sarcasm (joke) :D


Wooshhhh   BE YE KE
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2016, 02:49:58 PM »
Quote from: affeman on February 08, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
lol @ experts claiming steroids affect fertility! :D

LOL at a poster who thinks Ruhl did not take a shit ton of HCG for this to happen.

They do cause infertility, hence why every above-the-rules bodybuilder turns crybaby internet forum poster asking for advice on Pro Musc on how to get HCG or Clomid or about every other side effect they suffer.
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da_vinci

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on February 08, 2016, 02:45:02 PM
yu didn't get the sarcasm (joke) :D


Wooshhhh   BE YE KE

I got it. Mine was KIND of sarcasm too.
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FitnessFrenzy

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2016, 03:09:19 PM »
Quote from: affeman on February 08, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
lol @ experts claiming steroids affect fertility! :D

they actually asked dropping plates to impregnate her since Markus' balls are fried. Thanks DP for being a good sport and helping them out!
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SquidVicious

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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2016, 03:22:08 PM »
You know the doctor was a Getbigger because he said 'Wider than Heath' before pronouncing 'It's a boy'
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Re: Markus RUHL becomes father!
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2016, 03:22:44 PM »
Quote from: SquidVicious on February 08, 2016, 03:22:08 PM
You know the doctor was a Getbigger because he said 'Wider than Heath' before pronouncing 'It's a boy'

LOL!!!!!!!
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