Author Topic: Branch Warren-Levrone Classic (Read 11447 times)

DanzigBrah · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:57:43 AM »

Dude is gonna be worse off then Ronnie at the end of his career. He's gonna need to replace his anabolic shots with morphine shots.

funk51 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2016, 09:46:27 AM »

mutating into another life form..

i think maybe one of these..

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2016, 12:19:48 PM »

Quote from: falco on February 28, 2016, 07:36:57 AM

3rd place.

Yup, that abomination got 3rd place, and will be top 6 in the Arnold.

affeman · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2016, 12:33:31 PM »

Booom! Lights out - Game Over!

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2016, 01:00:54 PM »

BRANCH IS A MESS

and everybody knows it on this board.....WoooSHHHHHHHH Its laughable

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2016, 01:03:54 PM »

Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".

Simple Simon · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2016, 01:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on February 28, 2016, 01:03:54 PM

Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".

Is he fuck ripped, hes as bloated and watery as fuck,
In case you are wondering what ripped is

SF1900 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 28, 2016, 01:11:34 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on February 28, 2016, 01:03:54 PM

Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".

This is ripped?

Taffin · « **Reply #33 on:** February 28, 2016, 03:10:14 PM »

AbrahamG · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2016, 03:41:03 PM »

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag!

Pumpzilla · « **Reply #35 on:** February 28, 2016, 04:14:46 PM »

Built like a brick shit house. $:-\$

ritch · « **Reply #36 on:** February 28, 2016, 05:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Be There on February 28, 2016, 01:07:12 PM

Is he fuck ripped, hes as bloated and watery as fuck,
In case you are wondering what ripped is

I almost saw a cock shopped into his back. I swear this place is responsible for me thinking I saw that for a split second!

(looks a bit like a tip of a cock though in the upper part, no?)

Rambone · « **Reply #37 on:** February 28, 2016, 06:02:22 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #38 on:** February 28, 2016, 06:13:49 PM »

I'll say it again. Just because I feel very strongly that I'm correct. Twig is going to be in excruciating pain once he stops the pro juicing.

To view his body is to hear its silent scream for mercy.

He's pushed it too hard and for too long. Its deterioration is obvious.

Warren is in for one hell of a wake up call.

Skeletor · « **Reply #39 on:** February 28, 2016, 06:17:49 PM »

ritch · « **Reply #40 on:** February 28, 2016, 06:32:58 PM »

hahaha, love the photoshop of Branch!!! Can barely tell it's choped it looks so real!

GigantorX · « **Reply #41 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:15:46 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 28, 2016, 01:11:34 PM

This is ripped?

Not one iota of detail. Looks like a collection of bumps and cysts. Dude used to look pretty solid too.

How much cock has be sucked?

SF1900 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:26:19 PM »

Quote from: GigantorX on February 28, 2016, 07:15:46 PM

Not one iota of detail. Looks like a collection of bumps and cysts. Dude used to look pretty solid too.

How much cock has be sucked?

The judges seem to really like him. I suspect its because he has a big following and draws in the crows. Hes always referred to as a "blue collar" bodybuilder.

In this sense, the IFBB probably think he has good marketability, given where he trains, how he trains, etc. In this day and age, that "hardcore" attitude is what sells.

I cant imagine any other reason why he still places high.

viking1 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:34:24 PM »

And,he doesn't have a history of fucking citrus on camera.

SF1900 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:36:34 PM »

Quote from: viking1 on February 28, 2016, 07:34:24 PM

And,he doesn't have a history of fucking citrus on camera.

If that came into play, then Kai would not be runner up multiple years at the Mr. O and Arnold winner.

Submissionfytr · « **Reply #45 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:46:55 PM »

I can't really critique his physique as it's better than mine, however "bag of smashed assholes," seems to describe it pretty well. But beyond his physique, this Napolean midget has problem by acting tough 24/7 and talking down to just about everyone, and I can't wait to see someone smack the slick talk out of his mouth.

Parker · « **Reply #46 on:** February 28, 2016, 07:58:24 PM »

Has he fulfilled his "destiny" of winning the Mr. Olympia yet?

SF1900 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 28, 2016, 08:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Submissionfytr on February 28, 2016, 07:46:55 PM

I can't really critique his physique as it's better than mine, however "bag of smashed assholes," seems to describe it pretty well. But beyond his physique, this Napolean midget has problem by acting tough 24/7 and talking down to just about everyone, and I can't wait to see someone smack the slick talk out of his mouth.

You can critique his physique even though its better than yours (the same reason why sport announcers can critique athletes, without necessarily being an athlete). We are not comparing his physique to the everyday "joe." We are comparing it in terms of IFBB standards. With that said, he obviously looks better than me, yet, he still looks horrible from a professional standpoint.

SF1900 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 28, 2016, 08:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Parker on February 28, 2016, 07:58:24 PM

Has he fulfilled his "destiny" of winning the Mr. Olympia yet?

He said its Gods intention to have him win the Mr. O.

Bevo · « **Reply #49 on:** February 29, 2016, 02:13:22 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on February 27, 2016, 10:44:46 PM

The expression on his face; he looks like a guy that is standing in the bushes at night; spying through some ~~woman's~~ man's bedroom window

Fixed

Author Topic: Branch Warren-Levrone Classic (Read 11447 times)

Simple Simon