C'mon, guy. He's knocking on the 78th to let the dude know his gal's banging a VP on 85. While watching her bang, look at Him.
Creepy messiah, bro.
I think you've got the wrong idea here bro. I'd imagine the conversation goes more like this:
GUY: Jesus is that you? What are doing, knocking like that? You scared the crap out of me.
Jesus: Hey, just a heads up, your relationship isn't going to work out.
G: What do you mean, are you talking short term or long term? We're in love, we're pretty much inseparable, soooooo....
J: Yeah....... I mean it's over. As in done. As in you'll spend the next 2 years trying to work it out but you'll eventually realize you should have listened to me all along.
G: I don't know Jesus, I don't want to say I don't believe you but I positive you're wrong.
J: Yeah...... I hear that a lot more than you'd think....... Just so you know I'm around if you need to talk.
See way less creepy.