Random G&O religion thread

[Man of Steel]

Lol!!!

Nonbelievers think that distorted statements like this are insulting to me.  Not even close.  If it gives y'all a laugh then have it at. 

Religious trolling is super easy to partake in.....doesn't even have to make sense or comport with the actuality of the theology being mocked.

Just sling cliches together like I did in the first post and voila.....you made a religious funny for others to bandwagon with!

[Man of Steel]

I think the opposite is more likely to happen, a decline in religion will cause a decline in racism.

Here's your random religious study on said topic:

Or here you go.....bibliotards are also racists:

http://mic.com/articles/29397/religious-people-tend-to-be-more-racist-study-finds#.7wb9HbwkA

[Dave D]

Don't worry, MOS. You'll get the last laugh when Jesus magically reassembles your dead body and transports you to an alternate universe, where he will timidly approach you to thank you for all your years of obsequious praise, then cradle you like a giant adult baby and allow you to worship him for all eternity as you both look down on us all burning in hell.

These bodies don't get reassembled noob.

[Raymondo]

Here's your random religious study on said topic:

Thanks, I actually had in mind another study that was quoted.

Looks like there's more than one!

[Yamcha]

There will be less racism because the world will be filled with mudpuppies, spawn of the ever-growing population of Mudsharks

[Man of Steel]

Thanks, I actually had in mind another study that was quoted.

Looks like there's more than one!

POST IT UP BROSEFF!!

Here you go....a bunch of religious studies concerning why "religion bad":

Or religion and sexism:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4045317/

Or religion and obesity:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3358928/

Or religion and depression:
http://www.alternet.org/are-religious-people-more-depressed

Or religion and poverty:

http://thehumanist.com/news/national/why-are-the-poor-more-religious

Google has a link to all sorts of highly scientific, non-biased studies about the folly of religion!  Name your negative and religion is the cause!!

[Man of Steel]

[30 seconds random youtube searching]

[Skeletor]

Meltdown.

[Man of Steel]

 

[Man of Steel]

Meltdown.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  I was literally 44 seconds away from posting a different meltdown image!

[Man of Steel]

this stuff is so predictable and repetitive and EASY.

[Man of Steel]

[repeat zombie meme]

[Man of Steel]

[classic dogma meme]

[Man of Steel]

[random hit and run epicurus quote]

[Yamcha]

[Man of Steel]

 

[Man of Steel]

"Hey, try reading this for once."

[Yamcha]

[Dave D]

LOL at this thread.

Well done

[Man of Steel]

 

[BigRo]

When I enter God's kingdom in eternity I won't ever think about my former life again, but I will get to be with my Lord and Savior! 

Hopefully many of you will be there also.....just not up to me though.

what if your reincarnated? 

[Yamcha]

[Man of Steel]

[avada kedavra meme]

[Yamcha]

[Man of Steel]