why is jason blaha a "thing"?

[johnnynoname]

First of all, I try and not do the "well, he looks like shit so he definitely doesn't know what he talks about" route anymore because I agree with several things Louie Simmons says and Louie isn't exactly "Gary Daniels" in the looks department

then again, Louie is a old guy now and is allowed to look like whatever he wants...plus, Louie HAS DONE THINGS and has a good track record

I only preface all of the above because I tried looking at Jason Blaha and his popularity without having to deal with the elephant in the room in that he is probably the most ugliest, pear shaped person in all of fitness.  I tried looking at his "merit" (I rolled my eyes after i typed "merit" btw)


anyway- can anyone sincerely explain to me HOW this guy is popular ?

I know this is a very "moot" point right now but it befuddles the most Godliest of shit out of me

and I'm not even gonna get into his litany of lies.
I mean- even Ray Charles in his current state can see that he's full of shit

I know that we are all in on the joke about Vince Goodrum and his popularity...it's kinda like how kids in high school have the "popular retarded kid" and all the jocks give him high fives but in reality they are just laughing at him....I've come to terms with that

but seriously--why is jason a thing?

why?


oh, and I'm well aware of all the current stuff that is happening with him and all the "order 66" stuff and the stuff with his ex wife and the dark eternal stuff

[d0nny2600]

First of all, I try and not do the "well, he looks like shit so he definitely doesn't know what he talks about" route anymore because I agree with several things Louie Simmons says and Louie isn't exactly "Gary Daniels" in the looks department

then again, Louie is a old guy now and is allowed to look like whatever he wants...plus, Louie HAS DONE THINGS and has a good track record

I only preface all of the above because I tried looking at Jason Blaha and his popularity without having to deal with the elephant in the room in that he is probably the most ugliest, pear shaped person in all of fitness.  I tried looking at his "merit" (I rolled my eyes after i typed "merit" btw)


anyway- can anyone sincerely explain to me HOW this guy is popular ?

I know this is a very "moot" point right now but it befuddles the most Godliest of shit out of me

and I'm not even gonna get into his litany of lies.
I mean- even Ray Charles in his current state can see that he's full of shit

I know that we are all in on the joke about Vince Goodrum and his popularity...it's kinda like how kids in high school have the "popular retarded kid" and all the jocks give him high fives but in reality they are just laughing at him....I've come to terms with that

but seriously--why is jason a thing?

why?


oh, and I'm well aware of all the current stuff that is happening with him and all the "order 66" stuff and the stuff with his ex wife and the dark eternal stuff

Simply because you do not have a youtube channel. You must create one and call out all of these retards. This is something I would watch

[johnnynoname]

also, so, mike o'hearn (who despite what you may think of him) is honestly the most perfect looking specimen on the face of this earth yet he for some reason had to acknowledge this Jason and call him out on the carpet....this cookie cutter "forum hopping liar/D and D player"


I think the real question is what the fuck is wrong with mike?

does anyone else see how weird that is?!

mike looks the way he does and lives in sunny california and yet he took time out of his day to have to deal with uncle fester


that's kinda like Steph Curry taking time out of his day to take a plane to Milwaukee to beat some 5 year old Autistic kid in one on one


seriously- if I looked like Mike, I would learn to be a gay guy and then just buy a shit load of mirrors so i can stay at home and watch myself jerk off

[Kwon_2]

If Salvatore had a youtube-channel then everyone would tune in for sure.


People would go

"Jason Blaha Who? Vegan Gains Who? Rich Piano Who???

It's all about Salvatore these days!"

[polychronopolous]

Jason Blaha would love to go out of town and settle the score but unfortunately has a hot girlfriend who needs dick 3 times a day and therefore it is simply un-doable.

[johnnynoname]

Simply because you do not have a youtube channel. You must create one and call out all of these retards. This is something I would watch

If Salvatore had a youtube-channel then everyone would tune in for sure.


People would go

"Jason Blaha Who? Vegan Gains Who? Rich Piano Who???

It's all about Salvatore these days!"

thank you but here's the deal with me....I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING

I wouldn't want to watch my channel because I would be the first to say "the fuck does this guy know? he never entered a contest"

btw- I'm well aware that I'm popular on this forum.....I'm not gonna be coy to that....also, I sincerly thank you all for making me popular and also enabling me lol


...however, I by no means think said popularity on here would translate to any sort of YT channel success....

oh, and honestly I think I've seen the years and work popular YT'ers put in and I wouldn't be able to persist that long...I'd get bored really quick and I just got started now on playing "The Witcher 3" (it took me a year to get some free time to start it) and i already see the time just getting sucked away

[drkaje]

also, so, mike o'hearn (who despite what you may think of him) is honestly the most perfect looking specimen on the face of this earth yet he for some reason had to acknowledge this Jason and call him out on the carpet....this cookie cutter "forum hopping liar/D and D player"


I think the real question is what the fuck is wrong with mike?

does anyone else see how weird that is?!

mike looks the way he does and lives in sunny california and yet he took time out of his day to have to deal with uncle fester


that's kinda like Steph Curry taking time out of his day to take a plane to Milwaukee to beat some 5 year old Autistic kid in one on one


seriously- if I looked like Mike, I would learn to be a gay guy and then just buy a shit load of mirrors so i can stay at home and watch myself jerk off

You've answered your own question, jnn.

People get bored with all the cock-worship and want to tear down gay idols.

Someone making your post is already gay, Man. If there's anything left to learn you should probably read BayGBM's thread. Haven't read it myself but I do feel Bay wouldn't invest in offering advice half-heartedly. 

[Kwon_2]

"I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING"

SAL


YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Jason Blabla never did anything. Neither did Vegan Gains.

Just be a riveting personality that people like to watch, preferrably with some outrageous videos with ridiculous claims that people talk about.

That's how you become an Inet-celebrity.

Look at how Kim Kardash got famous, she became a celebrity just by doing nothing beside getting porked by a Hebrew. Not saying you need to do that Sal, but saying that you can become a celeb/famous merely by doing NOTHING.

Just be outspoken and have interesting shit in your vids! Preferrably controversial shit.

[johnnynoname]

You've answered your own question, jnn.

People get bored with all the cock-worship and want to tear down gay idols.

Someone making your post is already gay, Man. If there's anything left to learn you should probably read BayGBM's thread. Haven't read it myself but I do feel Bay wouldn't invest in offering advice half-heartedly.  

not gay...however I can admit that Mike is THAT PERFECT

he really is.....if Audie Murphy was still alive, he would even blow Mike

"I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING"

SAL


YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Jason Blabla never did anything. Neither did Vegan Gains.

Just be a riveting personality that people like to watch, preferrably with some outrageous videos with ridiculous claims that people talk about.

That's how you become an Inet-celebrity.

Look at how Kim Kardash got famous, she became a celebrity just by doing nothing beside getting porked by a Hebrew. Not saying you need to do that Sal, but saying that you can become a celeb/famous merely by doing NOTHING.

Just be outspoken and have interesting shit in your vids! Preferrably controversial shit.

I think, like, 6 years ago it would have been a different story
I would have totally leaped on the Idea of being a "internet celebrity"

i'm different now though...I like being a somewhat private civilian now and I no longer use my magical penis for any sort of damage or wrong doing like I did in the past

...until one day when my daughter gets kidnapped by eastern europeans and I have to use my penis to get her back and save the world....and then I fuck Famke janessen


EDIT: also, I'm very sensitive to criticism to my looks so...umm, yeah. there's that

[drkaje]

not gay...however I can admit that Mike is THAT PERFECT

he really is.....if Audie Murphy was still alive, he would even blow Mike

I hope Bay's thread has some shit about being in denial.

[johnnynoname]

I hope Bay's thread has some shit about being in denial.

lol probably does

[SuperTed]

I first heard of him after the Layne Norton fiasco. I think this is what made many notice him originally. I actually agree with the advice he gives regarding training and dieting. His videos regarding politics and his personal life are less watchable.

[Fortress]

 

[SuperTed]

They've found an old account of his where he's admitted to having multiple psychiatric disorders, and they've found another one where he claims to have been an Illuminati/CIA trained, half-reptilian assassin from the age of 16. These are his quotes:

"The role I ended with was done by my own hand. The order of assassins I spoke of within the bloodlines was something I was selected for based on merit around the age of 15 for me, due to my personal gifts, and the higher ranks of it are obtained only by challenging someone who has it and them either yielding their title to you, or you killing them in ritual combat. I did this at the age of 17, without permission form anyone, and rather unexpected. The title I held at the time of my leaving the brotherhood was “Angel of Death”. 

"I was aware of our invasion of Iraq prior to 9/11 occurring as it was intended that I would go into military intel during the invasion and assist with black ops, however I had left prior to 9/11 so those plans did not fall through."

"Weapons can be obtained though in any country. I was trained to infultrate any country I was dropped in, arm myself with whatever the local crime rings had access too, kill those I obtained them from to cover my tracks, take out my target, and slip back out unseen."

"when the brotherhood loaned me to the intel community in my teens, as i was already a trained assassin, this is the degree to which my own programming has been successful. if they wanted a completely unsuspecting assassin i could get out of class on a friday afternoon at the age of 16, get a phone call with a trigger frequincy on it. i would flip alters, get in my car and meet a CIA/contact at a nearby location. they would give me a passport, ID, money anything i needed, a photo, address, name etc of a mark in another country easily reachable. a completely unsuspecting teenage could then fly into the country, eliminate the mark through whatever means he had decided (i had my first blackbelt and could hold 1/4 moa groups at up to 500 meters by this age) and slip back out the country without having any interaction with anyone"

This guy is a ticking bomb. It's only a matter of time before he shoots up a school.

LOL. Dude's a total fantasist. Probably has watched too many espionage movies and obsessively wishes he was part of it.

[johnnynoname]

Mate, he's absolutely fucking mental. Genuinely needs to be sectioned and have his guns taken off of him lol. That stuff i posted is just scratching the surface - the amount of unbelievably ridiculous claims he's made is hilarious: 500lb raw bencher, former model, Genius IQ from the age of 7, martial arts champion, CIA, Mercenary, illuminati, serial womaniser...it goes on and on and on!
I found the forum last week when i posted a picture of him on here...they've well and truly busted him  

I'm a big fan of the pictures of him from a comic convention and the one where i think he's looking into a tv screen

the "former model" stuff is a fucking riot

he's napolean dynamite's brother Kip in real life

[WannaBePro]

Mate, he's absolutely fucking mental. Genuinely needs to be sectioned and have his guns taken off of him lol. That stuff i posted is just scratching the surface - the amount of unbelievably ridiculous claims he's made is hilarious: 500lb raw bencher, former model, Genius IQ from the age of 7, martial arts champion, CIA, Mercenary, illuminati, serial womaniser...it goes on and on and on!
I found the forum last week when i posted a picture of him on here...they've well and truly busted him  

LMAO! Seriously?! I need to see this!

[Army of One]

Mate, he's absolutely fucking mental. Genuinely needs to be sectioned and have his guns taken off of him lol. That stuff i posted is just scratching the surface - the amount of unbelievably ridiculous claims he's made is hilarious: 500lb raw bencher, former model, Genius IQ from the age of 7, martial arts champion, CIA, Mercenary, illuminati, serial womaniser...it goes on and on and on!
I found the forum last week when i posted a picture of him on here...they've well and truly busted him  

Link!I need to see this

[njflex]

LMAO! Seriously?! I need to see this!

maybe a HAND MODEL...

[WannaBePro]

wow....

[Army of One]

He seemed to have an account with every major Bbing board around with thousands of posts, can anyone remember an account here where someone was saying similar shit?gh15 and that guy who'd been in prison spring to mind, also sev and wiggs but we know who was behind those accounts.

Edit: this guy looks highly suspect, googling getbig searches with assassins, bloodlines mk ultra etc he comes up over and over

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=8014

[WalterWhite]

maybe a HAND MODEL...

 

[Army of One]

Executive assassination ring' reported directly to Cheney

They may apply online, but they are sorted and sifted until the "RIGHT" kind of person(s) are found to do that kind of job. It is not like the CIA, FBI, NSA, GREEN BERETS, etc wave a magic wand and the type of people they need just appear out of thin air...there is a process and it is unbelievably simple to find what you want by waving the right incentive in the face of potential candidates and then narrowing the field...

[Wiggs]

It's game over for Blaha now. I've been saying for years that he's clearly a mentally ill, pathological liar who has completely fabricated his entire life and "black ops, mercenary, intelligence analyst" background...now it's actually been proven. A bunch of guys have dug up his old accounts which show the extent of Blaha's illness; they've also interviewed his ex-wife (lol) and she's confirmed that he's a lying twat.

They've found an old account of his where he's admitted to having multiple psychiatric disorders, and they've found another one where he claims to have been an Illuminati/CIA trained, half-reptilian assassin from the age of 16. These are his quotes:

"The role I ended with was done by my own hand. The order of assassins I spoke of within the bloodlines was something I was selected for based on merit around the age of 15 for me, due to my personal gifts, and the higher ranks of it are obtained only by challenging someone who has it and them either yielding their title to you, or you killing them in ritual combat. I did this at the age of 17, without permission form anyone, and rather unexpected. The title I held at the time of my leaving the brotherhood was “Angel of Death”.  

"I was aware of our invasion of Iraq prior to 9/11 occurring as it was intended that I would go into military intel during the invasion and assist with black ops, however I had left prior to 9/11 so those plans did not fall through."

"Weapons can be obtained though in any country. I was trained to infultrate any country I was dropped in, arm myself with whatever the local crime rings had access too, kill those I obtained them from to cover my tracks, take out my target, and slip back out unseen."

"when the brotherhood loaned me to the intel community in my teens, as i was already a trained assassin, this is the degree to which my own programming has been successful. if they wanted a completely unsuspecting assassin i could get out of class on a friday afternoon at the age of 16, get a phone call with a trigger frequincy on it. i would flip alters, get in my car and meet a CIA/contact at a nearby location. they would give me a passport, ID, money anything i needed, a photo, address, name etc of a mark in another country easily reachable. a completely unsuspecting teenage could then fly into the country, eliminate the mark through whatever means he had decided (i had my first blackbelt and could hold 1/4 moa groups at up to 500 meters by this age) and slip back out the country without having any interaction with anyone"

This guy is a ticking bomb. It's only a matter of time before he shoots up a school.

Hahahahaha! Fucking nut.

[johnnynoname]

He seemed to have an account with every major Bbing board around with thousands of posts, can anyone remember an account here where someone was saying similar shit?gh15 and that guy who'd been in prison spring to mind, also sev and wiggs but we know who was behind those accounts.

Edit: this guy looks highly suspect, googling getbig searches with assassins, bloodlines mk ultra etc he comes up over and over

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=8014

this leads to my next question--was it that flavor of the month forum known as "gh15" that lead to him having the Chutzpah to think he could start a popular youtube channel

if I recall correctly- he was a popular "copy paste performance expert" who got high regards amongst the 19 year olds who posted over there when he posted as "Ice Cream Fitness" (or DBFitness)

didn't that other assassin known as gh15 give him a positive rub as well?

[Army of One]

this leads to my next question--was it that flavor of the month forum known as "gh15" that lead to him having the Chutzpah to think he could start a popular youtube channel

if I recall correctly- he was a popular "copy paste performance expert" who got high regards amongst the 19 year olds who posted over there when he posted as "Ice Cream Fitness" (or DBFitness)

didn't that other assassin known as gh15 give him a positive rub as well?

Blaha referenced gh15 all the time on bb.com.......He posted on his board too?The plot thickens...