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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2016, 07:19:33 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on May 19, 2016, 05:22:48 AM
Is the oil supposed to look bad or is it some kind of fashion/lifestyle statement, like face tattoos or piercing?

Only asking because injected muscles or implants never look good. I'm curious if they serve some other purpose.

Natural selection.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2016, 08:02:36 AM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2016, 08:22:39 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on May 19, 2016, 08:02:36 AM


He really does look like shit... I remember in some video he said he wanted to compete one day lol. I'd like to see that mess....
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2016, 08:37:59 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on May 19, 2016, 08:02:36 AM

as we say in north korea -  en svärmorsdröm
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2016, 08:49:30 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 19, 2016, 02:39:00 AM
You don't give flowers to a bodybuilder, you make a most muscular

Nice.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2016, 09:03:13 AM »
He needs about 5cc of IV calcium chloride followed by 40 mg of IV versed.   That will be induce no brain activity. 
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2016, 09:06:25 AM »
Damn another genetically predisposed illness.  :-\
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2016, 09:36:30 AM »
I wonder how many GetBiggers are oiling. Back in the day people used to give Valentino a ton of shit but he seems sane compared to the 5%'ers.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2016, 10:05:15 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?



Why are these guys always laid up in a fucking hospital?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2016, 10:06:14 AM »
A warrior?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2016, 10:11:39 AM »
Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2016, 10:13:14 AM »
Quote from: Donny on May 19, 2016, 02:34:35 AM
end of the Day it´s his choice. Probably is an OK Guy in real life.  I remember a Tattoo studio near where i live there was a Tattooist who at the time just had a small Tribal on his face then some time later i saw him on TV at a Tattoo convention in Hannover his whole face and head were covered. Was a friendly guy though and has a studio near Hannover and is doing well from what i heard. Does some good Ink work. His Buddy at the time did a cover up for me. Just saying... ;D guy is well known now in Germany for his work. I had a good conversation with him was definitely not dumb. Don´t judge a Book by it´s cover...

Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo?   ??? :D

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2016, 10:51:01 AM »
Quote from: Rascal full on May 19, 2016, 10:11:39 AM
Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.

Don't use Twitter but isn't that just in his signature of do they actually have to type our each # saying?  If so then what the fuck is wrong with people and this shit?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2016, 11:37:15 AM »
Quote from: Rascal full on May 19, 2016, 10:11:39 AM
Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.
Maybe add a #killingus or #takesyourlife.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2016, 12:11:02 PM »
oil in his brain literally
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2016, 12:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 19, 2016, 10:13:14 AM
Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo?   ??? :D





No wonder his brain is bleeding, his temporalis muscles look oiled too.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2016, 12:28:25 PM »
I don't need to know the guy to accurately determine he is a weak and psychologically damaged individual, what with his penchant for idiotic life practices and beyond-retard facial tattoos.

The whole motley crew is a battalion of buffoons.

Can you imagine the chatter around the nurses station? Hahaha!

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #67 on: May 19, 2016, 01:02:42 PM »
Dying would actually have been a good thing, given what his future looks like.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2016, 01:34:50 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?



"Kill it"
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #69 on: May 19, 2016, 01:41:48 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2016, 02:35:43 PM »
Quote from: Mitch on May 18, 2016, 01:59:24 PM
"he just didn't breath right"  ::) ::) ::)

if I had to climb to the summit of this bullshit pyramid, I would probably see Wiggs and Falcon building a weed power plant on Nibiru, funded with Vince Venom's bitcoins.

LOL!!!
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #71 on: May 19, 2016, 05:15:23 PM »
dumb fuck prolly just forgot to breathe.

those 7 in a room combined are still double digit IQ points.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2016, 05:22:50 PM »
How does "Forgot to breathe right" manifest into a brain bleed  ???

They must all have there medical/doctorate certification (easily done for such an intelligent bunch) to make a diagnosis like that.

Das Beast: "My brains beleeding."
Pmmaiano: "Fuckin don't fuckin worry, you fuckin just fuckin didn't fuckin breath fuckin right. Breath fuckin right fuckin next fuckin time fuckin fool."
Das Beast: "Sweet."

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #73 on: May 19, 2016, 06:25:09 PM »
Quote from: C-BuZz on May 19, 2016, 05:22:50 PM
How does "Forgot to breathe right" manifest into a brain bleed  ???

They must all have there medical/doctorate certification (easily done for such an intelligent bunch) to make a diagnosis like that.

Das Beast: "My brains beleeding."
Pmmaiano: "Fuckin don't fuckin worry, you fuckin just fuckin didn't fuckin breath fuckin right. Breath fuckin right fuckin next fuckin time fuckin fool."
Das Beast: "Sweet."



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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #74 on: May 19, 2016, 07:49:38 PM »
5%er = FAILURE.
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