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5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« on: May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM »
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 01:30:28 PM »
Hemorrhagic stroke from not breathing right. Surely it had nothing to do with the handful of anadrol and ephedrine he took before the workout. Whatever it takes right babe?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2016, 01:32:19 PM »
Quote from: Diesel618 on May 18, 2016, 01:30:28 PM
Hemorrhagic stroke from not breathing right. Surely it had nothing to do with the handful of anadrol and ephedrine he took before the workout. Whatever it takes right babe?

I just purchased a 5% gallon jug. Whatever it takes.

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2016, 01:34:07 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2016, 01:41:56 PM »
Now here's a guy quietly going along just trying to live his life. Never saw it coming.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2016, 01:42:36 PM »
Total retard, although a harmless one.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2016, 01:43:04 PM »
#whateverittakes
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2016, 01:50:12 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?

You're killing it, with fire
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2016, 01:58:09 PM »
Quote from: Coffeed on May 18, 2016, 01:41:56 PM
Now here's a guy quietly going along just trying to live his life. Never saw it coming.

I seriously hope he ends up ok, but THAT was get big gold!
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2016, 01:59:24 PM »
"he just didn't breath right"  ::) ::) ::)

if I had to climb to the summit of this bullshit pyramid, I would probably see Wiggs and Falcon building a weed power plant on Nibiru, funded with Vince Venom's bitcoins.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2016, 01:59:58 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?




 
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2016, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:27:58 PM
You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?


they will have a ward all to themselves soon.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2016, 02:06:04 PM »
Thank you for waiting, unfortunately in my professional opinion we will need to amputate your right leg to save it from the rest of your disgusting body
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2016, 03:20:51 PM »
Blockhead looking good there
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2016, 03:35:49 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2016, 03:47:35 PM »
The doctor shows up and goes 'There's a 5% chance you'll be alive in a week'
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2016, 03:58:26 PM »
OK, I can believe a valsava maneuver over pressure injury* on a leg press or something heavy could cause injury, but DB press?  Really?

*which is presumably what they mean by 'not breathin right?'  What else could it be?

ps - unrelated of course, but I watched him recently reviewing the 5% pre workout 'Mentality'


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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2016, 04:17:00 PM »
#5%chanceofsurvivalpast45
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2016, 04:18:46 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 18, 2016, 03:58:26 PM
OK, I can believe a valsava maneuver over pressure injury* on a leg press or something heavy could cause injury, but DB press?  Really?

*which is presumably what they mean by 'not breathin right?'  What else could it be?

ps - unrelated of course, but I watched him recently reviewing the 5% pre workout 'Mentality' (pls can someone embed this properly, I can't do it from this tablet)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AKBWteuxSjg

Dude's arms look to have a lot of "foreign substances" in them. I wonder...
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2016, 04:29:55 PM »
brutal bro science diagnosis... remember to breathe boys and girls
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2016, 04:43:36 PM »
Good to see DLB has finally crossed over to the 5% team.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2016, 05:57:55 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2016, 06:02:52 PM »
Face tattoos are a great life choice
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2016, 06:55:03 PM »
He's going to "kill it", all right.

Name the organ. It is gonna be killed.

His arms are *yawn* full of shit and his tatted face is a dead giveaway to his compromised mental wellness.

Bunch of goofy bastards.

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2016, 06:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Tha Grim Lifter on May 18, 2016, 03:47:35 PM
The doctor shows up and goes 'There's a 5% chance you'll be alive in a week'

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