You have no idea what I have. Leasing 2 cars for me is a negligible expense that's well worth it given the satisfaction that I derive from driving them, which is only on the weekends since I do not really drive during the week
HAHAHA even better.
Leasing a Dindu mobile to drive "on the weekends". Most people would buy the car that they "only drive on the weekends". You have it all backwards. Literally throwing money down the toilet. Who the hell told you to do this?

The good thing about a lease (not that there really is anything good) is that you can drive the car whenever and don't have to worry about mileage (as long as you are under your limit LOLOL), yet you are treating it as if you actually own the car.
I suspect you walked in the dealership, they sat you down, shocked you with the 300 dollar payment a month to get you in a new BMW and you salivated at the thought.