Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped

[dj181]

There's 773 calories in a cup of sugar. Why don't you just take 3 cups or so a day with water and only that. Do this for a year or two. Don't eat anything else. No meat, vegetables, cookies, chips, cheese or anything else. A calorie is a calorie right?

Let us know how it works out for you. You'll be getting around 2319 calories per day. Good luck.

who the fuck would be as nuts/psycho to do such a dipshit thing like that  

by the way, did you see this? http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/01/swedish-girl-raped-as-police-prepare-to-hand-out-anti-groping-armbands/

figured you'd be all over it, maybe you can post it up here and start another intelligent convo based on it

[dj181]

took 500 mg of test e and 400 mg of deca weekly. I know deca is notorious for water retention but I didn't care cause I was building. If you're taking it to cut up that's news to me, but from your pics it looks like it's working. But seriously dude, sust and deca to get cut up?

yeah i know it sounds nuts, but it's all based upon cals me thinks, and obsessive training

if i train near everyday i stay harder and drier even on the same cals, don't know why, but it's true, so it's good for an OCD narcissist like me coz i can justify being in the gym every goddamn day 

deca keeps me round and full and it's very mild, even healthy (j/k    but it is one of the most least toxic drugs there is), ACE flattens me the fuck out and makes me an aggressive prick so fuck that, but i might add tren e to deca/sust, either that or var or dbol

[Method101]

He actually seems to be close to the natural limit in fairness.

[dj181]

What??

how's the rainbows going?

would love to hit them sometime wit ya, but i'm sure you'd beat my ass if i wore that gayass black string tank top, so i guess that i could wear my blue striped sleeveless hoodie instead

[dr.chimps]

Shut your fucking mouth you fat lying animal.

/v. satisfying

[SF1900]

You must be a beast.

Erik C is not a man to be trifled with.

[mr.turbo]

eric needs the calories to power his attacks against evildoers

vigilante justice consumes a lot of energy

[oldtimer1]

When are these Hollywood actors going to admit they juice for a role. Their before, during filming and after the movie physique tell a tale.  I guess they won't admit the same way guys don't admit it when someone praises their steroid physique.

[efirkey]

Why would they admit to doing something that is illegal and considered taboo in the media's eyes?

[Never1AShow]

Why would they admit to doing something that is illegal and considered taboo in the media's eyes?

Yeah, might as well admit visiting the ice machine.

[The Scott]

PC Tarzan?  Pass.

Having read many of the works of Edgar Rice Burroughs, including "Tarzan of the Apes" I refuse to be disappointed by yet another poor adaptation.  ERB is widely recognized as the Father of Sci-Fi/Fantasy literature and deservedly so.  His John Carter of "Princess of Mars" fame was a major influence/inspiration for "Superman".

[dr.chimps]

PC Tarzan?  Pass.

Having read many of the works of Edgar Rice Burroughs, including "Tarzan of the Apes" I refuse to be disappointed by yet another poor adaptation.  ERB is widely recognized as the Father of Sci-Fi/Fantasy literature and deservedly so.  His John Carter of "Princess of Mars" fame was a major influence/inspiration for "Superman".

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[The Scott]

Edited for less-boring stuff.

Ok.  Some people enjoy background information and some don't.  Not a problem!

[Henda]

how's the rainbows going?

would love to hit them sometime wit ya, but i'm sure you'd beat my ass if i wore that gayass black string tank top, so i guess that i could wear my blue striped sleeveless hoodie instead

I forgot to try them mate, will next shoulder day. You have a string vest?

[dj181]

I forgot to try them mate, will next shoulder day. You have a string vest?

yeah man, it's in the bicep photo i posted here 

and this "vest" shit is pretty funny, but one of the best sayings i've heard was from an australian as he used to say "i gotta take a slash" when he had to go take a piss, and i know this "taking a piss" has a different meaning to you brits

[cephissus]

fucking impossible you stupid fuck, I cant even believe I was discussing a serious topic in anther thread with you.

Your digestive system would shut down in a week if you ate like that.

I ate 6500 a day for months on end.  Doubt my 'digestive system would shut down' with another 500.

[local hero]

I ate 6500 a day for months on end.  Doubt my 'digestive system would shut down' with another 500.

You ate 6500 cals from meat ?

[Henda]

yeah man, it's in the bicep photo i posted here  

and this "vest" shit is pretty funny, but one of the best sayings i've heard was from an australian as he used to say "i gotta take a slash" when he had to go take a piss, and i know this "taking a piss" has a different meaning to you brits

I see now, I misunderstood the term string vest, thinking you meant one of these mate

[dj181]

I see now, I misunderstood the term string vest, thinking you meant one of these

 

[loco]

back in the day this is the tarzan physique i was most impressed with

He looks better than the newest Tarzan.

[Simple Simon]

[cephissus]

You ate 6500 cals from meat ?

no but that would've actually been easier than what i was doing, i think, as long as i ate fatty cuts.

maybe i misunderstood -- was jeff talking about a keto diet or something?

[Never1AShow]

when dieting no, he ate about 600 some days 

i'm about 6% right now and i got veins all over my quads and some on my abs and cross constraints on my triceps

here's what i ate today

breakkie: mcdonalds double cheesebuger and large coffee with milk and sugar

lunch: chicken breast with the skin on it fried in butter and nachos with salsa dip and 2 cans of coke

din-din: medium supreme pan pizza from pizza slut and 3 glasses of ice tea with lots of sugar in each

i'm not on and clen, t3, etc. only low dose test and higher dose deca

who knows maybe i'm genetically blessed or maybe it's the deca 

That's what, 4000-5000 calories?  How tall are you and how old, generally?  Do you eat like this all the time?

[local hero]

no but that would've actually been easier than what i was doing, i think, as long as i ate fatty cuts.

maybe i misunderstood -- was jeff talking about a keto diet or something?

Jeff was alluding to the lies from Eric c regarding eating 10k cals from meat.....

[obsidian]

who the fuck would be as nuts/psycho to do such a dipshit thing like that  

by the way, did you see this? http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/01/swedish-girl-raped-as-police-prepare-to-hand-out-anti-groping-armbands/

figured you'd be all over it, maybe you can post it up here and start another intelligent convo based on it

Exactly. Tru Anus claims a calorie is a calorie. Well, I propose that we test that theory. Both you and Tru Anus can try to live off cups of sugar for a year. If you want to add some vitamins and minerals fine. A calorie is a calorie right?

TA says all that is needed is 2000 calories. So this would be around 2.5 cups of sugar a day with water - for a year. Nothing else should be taken for calories. Just sugar, vitamins, minerals and water!

A Calorie is a Calorie!!!