Author Topic: Getting Wood at the Doctor's (Read 4166 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** July 06, 2016, 08:48:58 AM »

I've been getting Physical Therapy on a lower back issue for a few weeks now. The lady who does it is a mid age lady who does nothing for me. One exercise she does is has be lie on my back and then she squeezes my hips together and applies pressure sliding her hands down to my lower back. Anyways, yesterday I went to PT and she had an Intern helping who is this super cute chick, mid 20's, great body and awesome smile. Well she was helping with these exercise. In my head I'm thinking "Oh shit", don't get wood. Sure enough they get to this one stretch. As soon as she leans over me and grabs my waist and starts rubbing I go full erection. Being on Tren I'm already at half mast most of the time anyways, but this was the tipping point. I'm pretty sure she can see it and I'm just thinking about everything unattractive I can think of. Rosie O'Donnel naked, the Queen bowling, Oprah in spandex, Hillary in the shower and eventual I go back down but I guarantee these chicks noticed. I guess sometimes you just have to dive right in and swim.

Fortress · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:02:49 AM »

Many years ago I had a mole removed from the area immediately below my titanic balls. The female dermatologist put my feet in stirrups for the job. A thin paper was placed over my warhammer to preserve my dignity.

Eventually an assistant, the fucking receptionist, was called in to assist. Without warning, the paper sheet was pulled off because it was too restricting to the task.

I had a rock-smashing boner. Like, ultra-erect.

So both these middle-aged women just stood there staring for a few seconds before resuming the business.

"Sorry about that," I say.

"That's OK, dear."

Oops.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:23:11 AM »

* Pro tip - women who go into sports medicine massage do so because they are schmoettes who like massaging men. This is a universal truth. Another is that broads find a guy with a boner making innocuous small talk endearing. "So baseball. How 'bout those Phillies?"

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:49:13 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 06, 2016, 09:23:11 AM

* Pro tip - women who go into sports medicine massage do so because they are schmoettes who like massaging men. This is a universal truth. Another is that broads find a guy with a boner making innocuous small talk endearing. "So baseball. How 'bout those Phillies?"

I'm pretty sure my therapist loves when I'm there. A few other patients getting therapy were some old lady, a fat lady and a fat man. I bet she loves rubbing my muscles.

sync pulse · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:53:00 AM »

I had to have an emergency appendectomy...They were mystified by the lack of elevated white blood cell count (an abscess had formed over the appendix and kept the white count down, but they didn't know that then)...so they wanted to do an emergency colonoscopy first...They gave me a suppository that would make me void my colon...right then, no waiting...(there was nothing in my colon) so a side effect of this thing was literally the erection of my life...right when a nun was dropping by (Catholic Hospital)..I tented the bed covers with my knees to hide the situation.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:58:59 AM »

Most doctors are probably use to this as is my PT, but I bet her Intern who's just getting out of college probably doesn't have the same experience with rock hard erections. She did say she is looking forward to seeing me back next week so she must have liked it.

Taffin · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:34:44 PM »

Shades of Brass Balls here...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=593211.0

I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.

I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.

I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.

She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.

Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.

Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.

She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:35:07 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2016, 08:48:58 AM

I've been getting Physical Therapy on a lower back issue for a few weeks now. The lady who does it is a mid age lady who does nothing for me. One exercise she does is has be lie on my back and then she squeezes my hips together and applies pressure sliding her hands down to my lower back. Anyways, yesterday I went to PT and she had an Intern helping who is this super cute chick, mid 20's, great body and awesome smile. Well she was helping with these exercise. In my head I'm thinking "Oh shit", don't get wood. Sure enough they get to this one stretch. As soon as she leans over me and grabs my waist and starts rubbing I go full erection. Being on Tren I'm already at half mast most of the time anyways, but this was the tipping point. I'm pretty sure she can see it and I'm just thinking about everything unattractive I can think of. Rosie O'Donnel naked, the Queen bowling, Oprah in spandex, Hillary in the shower and eventual I go back down but I guarantee these chicks noticed. I guess sometimes you just have to dive right in and swim.

Your reaction is a bit juvenile. Getting an erection is natural. Why pretend otherwise, by being embarrassed?

Primemuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:37:13 PM »

Quote from: sync pulse on July 06, 2016, 09:53:00 AM

I had to have an emergency appendectomy...They were mystified by the lack of elevated white blood cell count (an abscess had formed over the appendix and kept the white count down, but they didn't know that then)...so they wanted to do an emergency colonoscopy first...They gave me a suppository that would make me void my colon...right then, no waiting...(there was nothing in my colon) so a side effect of this thing was literally the erection of my life...right when a nun was dropping by (Catholic Hospital)..I tented the bed covers with my knees to hide the situation.

Outed.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:47:17 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on July 06, 2016, 01:35:07 PM

Your reaction is a bit juvenile. Getting an erection is natural. Why pretend otherwise, by being embarrassed?

Laying on your back in a Dr. office popping wood is normal. We then so be it...

Skeletor · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:57:12 PM »

HTexan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2016, 03:16:24 PM »

Op is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2016, 05:21:31 PM »

I had a similar experience when going to PT for a back injury, and there was a mid forties cute lady who did my massage portion. A few times when I had 7:30 PT I would get a chubby while laying on my stomach while she was rubbing my back. When she rolled me over it was so obvious one time I actually made mention of it and kind of apologized. She actually said it wasn't the first time. After that, I scheduled late morning sessions so there was no more chance of morning wood.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2016, 05:56:44 PM »

I went to the doctor when I was in the UK because I had a spot on my dick, at the base, below the condom line, so I was freaking out.

I get undressed, as instructed by the nurse, and sit there waiting for this NHS sonofabitch, with no pants on, for about 30 minutes. The doctor comes in and he's a dude, all the lights are florescent with about 10 million candlepower, and it's freezing. He unceremoniously grabs my shriveled, frozen weiner and stretches it out to have a good look and there we stand for awhile. He lets out a thoughtful hmm, reaches in with his other hand, and pops it like a zit, which is what it turned out to be. A zit on my chilly little flaccid hampster penis.

Technically he was a very handsome man. I hope he didn't take it personally.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2016, 07:27:15 PM »

what do you call it when one man attempts to give another man an erection

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2016, 08:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Dokey111 on July 06, 2016, 07:27:15 PM

what do you call it when one man attempts to give another man an erection

Priming the muscle(Primemuscle)

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2016, 08:33:57 PM »

Primemuscle · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2016, 10:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 06, 2016, 05:21:31 PM

I had a similar experience when going to PT for a back injury, and there was a mid forties cute lady who did my massage portion. A few times when I had 7:30 PT I would get a chubby while laying on my stomach while she was rubbing my back. When she rolled me over it was so obvious one time I actually made mention of it and kind of apologized. She actually said it wasn't the first time. After that, I scheduled late morning sessions so there was no more chance of morning wood.

Isn't there a chance of late morning wood? Which is worse, morning wood, late morning wood, afternoon wood or evening wood? Heck why not just get woody all the day long. It's all good.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2016, 10:38:48 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 06, 2016, 08:29:50 PM

Priming the muscle(Primemuscle)

That's a good one. Haven't anyone prime my muscle in awhile. Miss it.

Dr.J · « **Reply #19 on:** July 07, 2016, 01:14:08 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on July 06, 2016, 09:02:49 AM

Many years ago I had a mole removed from the area immediately below my titanic balls. The female dermatologist put my feet in stirrups for the job. A thin paper was placed over my warhammer to preserve my dignity.

Eventually an assistant, the fucking receptionist, was called in to assist. Without warning, the paper sheet was pulled off because it was too restricting to the task.

I had a rock-smashing boner. Like, ultra-erect.

So both these middle-aged women just stood there staring for a few seconds before resuming the business.

"Sorry about that," I say.

"That's OK, dear."

Oops.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Dr.J · « **Reply #20 on:** July 07, 2016, 01:20:42 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on July 06, 2016, 12:34:44 PM

Shades of Brass Balls here...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=593211.0

I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.

I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.

I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.

She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.

Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.

Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.

She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.

Go on...................... .............

hench · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2016, 01:25:03 AM »

I've had the opposite, Recently I had gonad problems, I saw 6 different people to get to the bottom of it. The problem literally sucked the life out of my cock, it retracted so much it looked like I had micro dick. Always looking to add humor to a situation, a couple of times I explainIed I dunno what's going on there but it's usually alot bigger than that. Not sure what'd be more embarrassing my half inch and a couple of wrinkles or a big stonking boner

anabolichalo · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2016, 02:25:37 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 06, 2016, 09:23:11 AM

* Pro tip - women who go into sports medicine massage do so because they are schmoettes who like massaging men. This is a universal truth. Another is that broads find a guy with a boner making innocuous small talk endearing. "So baseball. How 'bout those Phillies?"

one time i was in a club and two female university students of physiotherapy were shmoeing hard, feeling up my body and talking to eachother how amazing this and that muscle was

it was possibly the second best moment in my life

_aj_ · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2016, 04:42:18 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on July 07, 2016, 02:25:37 AM

one time i was in a club and two female university students of physiotherapy were shmoeing hard, feeling up my body and talking to eachother how amazing this and that muscle was

it was possibly the second best moment in my life

How is it possible that this story doesn't end with you in a threesome? This deal was made for closing!

anabolichalo · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2016, 05:01:22 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 07, 2016, 04:42:18 AM

How is it possible that this story doesn't end with you in a threesome? This deal was made for closing!

your memory must be failing bro, nearly all my adventures ended without a close

$:-\$