the biggest lies told to in my lifetime regarding attracting women

[f450]

Go to a karaoke bar, go sing a few times, but no love songs. DOn't over dress, wear a casual and plank "dad" t-shirt and regular jeans that are comfortable, not tight and tennis shoes. Engage in conversations with women, get drunk. Should get laid at this point.

wait, aren't you the guy thats blessed with model looks (NO HOMO)...

SHUT UP  You have no idea what halo is going through.

[Hypertrophy]

is that earning more money gets you more bitches.

that's a huge lie and money is only relevant when you are a millionaire or broke as a joke.

everything in between is not going to matter in the pursuit of bitches.

it's one of those lies they tell to people to keep them submissive and fuel the economy.

Halo,

It starts with conversation. Online or in real life. Being personable, interested in what the other person has to say, and being interesting are all you need.

"Looks" help but what is attractive to one person isn't to another, so it really doesn't matter that much. Besides, short of being presentable and taking care of yourself, what more can you do about it anyways?

Once you learn to detach yourself from fear of rejection or being anxious about going out with a woman you are excited about, you end up with more dates than you can imagine. Why? Because when you don't care you give off confidence- and that, my friend, is the most powerful aphrodisiac there is...

[anabolichalo]

Halo,

It starts with conversation. Online or in real life. Being personable, interested in what the other person has to say, and being interesting are all you need.

"Looks" help but what is attractive to one person isn't to another, so it really doesn't matter that much. Besides, short of being presentable and taking care of yourself, what more can you do about it anyways?

Once you learn to detach yourself from fear of rejection or being anxious about going out with a woman you are excited about, you end up with more dates than you can imagine. Why? Because when you don't care you give off confidence- and that, my friend, is the most powerful aphrodisiac there is...

"that being said..."  this has little to do with my point i'm making in the firt post of this thread

do you not agree that this is a lie that people are being told to keep them productive?

[Hypertrophy]

"that being said..."  this has little to do with my point i'm making in the firt post of this thread

do you not agree that this is a lie that people are being told to keep them productive?

We are lied to all the time about everything, lol. There is no conspiracy.  Keeping people productive has more to do with brainwashing them into thinking they are actually getting ahead in society than anything else

[anabolichalo]

We are lied to all the time about everything, lol. There is no conspiracy.  Keeping people productive has more to do with brainwashing them into thinking they are actually getting ahead in society than anything else

you sound like a man with profound insight

please share some of your theories on these matters

[njflex]

We are lied to all the time about everything, lol. There is no conspiracy.  Keeping people productive has more to do with brainwashing them into thinking they are actually getting ahead in society than anything else

LIKE jin carrey in liar/liar,,tells his son everybody lies I need to lie to win this case.

[Hypertrophy]

you sound like a man with profound insight

please share some of your theories on these matters

Thanks halo. I actually spent some time at the White House in close contact with the powers that be (in this case, Obama's people). All they talked about was how they could get people (the citizens) to do this or that. It became pretty obvious to me that the entire game, in the USA anyways, is to keep the masses preoccupied while the top people run the show for their own benefit. It's no surprise that Facebook, Google and a few other social media giants walk into the president's office any time they want to. They have so much influence over how we react to things...

[Parker]

wait, aren't you the guy thats blessed with model looks (NO HOMO)...

SHUT UP  You have no idea what Joon is going through.

fixed

[Simple Simon]

Thanks halo. I actually spent some time at the White House in close contact with the powers that be (in this case, Obama's people). All they talked about was how they could get people (the citizens) to do this or that. It became pretty obvious to me that the entire game, in the USA anyways, is to keep the masses preoccupied while the top people run the show for their own benefit. It's no surprise that Facebook, Google and a few other social media giants walk into the president's office any time they want to. They have so much influence over how we react to things...

[Hypertrophy]

lol - if you only knew what goes on. I rest my case about placating the masses

[Grape Ape]

lol - if you only knew what goes on. I rest my case about placating the masses

The comment about social media giants doesn't surprise me.

In addition to the monetary influence, the fact that one celeb with millions of followers on certain media sites could influence an entire election means politicians need to take them very seriously.

[OlympiaGym]

You flash a lot of money, get them drunk, and then sedate them Cosby-style. Once you have them shackled in your basement you can play with them for a few months before you get bored and dispose of them. It's easy to replenish your supply with just a little bit of effort. Easier than ordering gear online. Illegal aliens and women on the low-end of the socioeconomic ladder are likely pleantiful not far from wherever you are right now. The number of missing people who are never accounted for would probably astound you.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Treat a whore like a queen and a queen like a whore.

You make her laugh, she'll make you breakfast.

Facts!!

[devilsmile]

wait, aren't you the guy thats blessed with model looks (NO HOMO)...

SHUT UP   You have no idea what halo is going through.

Only gay people think I'm handsome

The point is, the advice I gave halo was actually what I did like three weeks ago. I went out to relax, to forget about the world and focuse on goofing around and drinking. Found my self eating pussy later. And true I haven't followed halo's gossips here, I have absolutely NO idea what the man is going through but my advice is universal.

Look at ron jeremy, he looks like a guy who has worked in a gas station his entire life and greasy. His penis is the shape of a human baby. Ugly all over. But his personality seems golden. Look how relaxed he seems when he speaks, I think the woman legit likes him. If he had completely opposite personality he would have to pay for sex.

[8 INCH not biceps]

[Simple Simon]

lol - if you only knew what goes on. I rest my case about placating the masses

Yes, we are sheep because we dont believe what we are told on youtube videos.

[calfzilla]

Be a "nice guy".

[anabolichalo]

this proves that a full head of hair overcomes anything

[Fortress]

Used to have little trouble finding a date, and I never visited clubs (outside of extensive bouncing) or cruised for broads.

Have had several long-term relationships with quite attractive girls/ women.

Then I hit 40 and move out west.

Can't find a date to save my life.

 

[anabolichalo]

Used to have little trouble finding a date, and I never visited clubs (outside of extensive bouncing) or cruised for broads.

Have had several long-term relationships with quite attractive girls/ women.

Then I hit 40 and move out west.

Can't find a date to save my life.

 

i smashed an escort in the butthole this after noon

came so hard my nuts hurt for hours

had not spent any money on hookers since somewhere in may so i thought in the big picture it's not going to hurt me too much financially

now i'm good for another 2-3 months

[Parker]

Be a gullible Dutch guy who waits 10 days in an airport for a fictional girlfriend
http://jalopnik.com/saddest-bastard-youve-ever-seen-almost-dies-waiting-10-1784835087

[calfzilla]

Be a gullible Dutch guy who waits 10 days in an airport for a fictional girlfriend
http://jalopnik.com/saddest-bastard-youve-ever-seen-almost-dies-waiting-10-1784835087

Saw that earlier and immediately thought of getbiggers. 

[Fortress]

I'm 46 and in purgatory, I think. Too old for the single hotties and out of luck with attractive girls my age and older who're involved and/or saddled with snot-nosed kids. And the available ones look like cataclysmic shit.

Gotta crack one off at least once a day just to stay sane.

I regularly see absolute scum scoring almost limitless snatch.

Each and every day I see at least one woman who I find so attractive I almost feel pain from the longing.

What the living fuck.

Without metal, iron and my Getbig brothers I'd dive into a wood chipper.

[calfzilla]

I'm 46 and in purgatory, I think. Too old for the single hotties and out of luck with attractive girls my age and older who're involved and/or saddled with snot-nosed kids. And the available ones look like cataclysmic shit.

Gotta crack one off at least once a day just to stay sane.

I regularly see absolute scum scoring almost limitless snatch.

Each and every day I see at least one woman who I find so attractive I almost feel pain from the longing.

What the living fuck.

Without metal, iron and my Getbig brothers I'd dive into a wood chipper.

Sound like a prime candidate to use prostitutes.

[jon cole]

Just act like a confident guy who don't care about her pussy.
At the first contact, be a little bit rude.
real Woman are tired of little mama's boy.
real Woman loves the kind of guy who can say "fuck off" when enough is enough.

women who disagree with my advice are feminist. Go away from them.