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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #300 on: December 07, 2016, 12:08:26 PM »
I was a crap boxer, so have broken my nose 4 times lol.  Those strips across the nose help, as does sleeping face down, which is why I comment as I've found this useful.  The importance of nose breathing for comfortable and sustained sleep is massively under rated (as you'll realise if you do a quick google about broken noses haha)

May try the strips like mate Im not sure why but have been unable to breathe efficently through my nose for a long time, It feels like not enough air gets in so resort to breathing through the mouth, a nasal spray at bedtime helped a bit but keep forgetting to take it regular

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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #301 on: December 07, 2016, 12:11:51 PM »
i bet phil heath have no problems breathing through his nose

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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #302 on: December 07, 2016, 12:25:00 PM »
i bet phil heath have no problems breathing through his nose


Haha to right mate
You know they only got those big nostrils cos air is free, If it were charged by the litre they'd have fucking pinholes

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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #303 on: December 07, 2016, 12:42:32 PM »
Mahalos Baby Mamas


this is all i really want

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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #304 on: December 08, 2016, 01:41:20 PM »
this is all i really want

Let me ask you something. Has any of these same tier women turned you down cause you didn't have enough muscular size?

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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #305 on: December 08, 2016, 02:54:05 PM »
Humans overfeed their dogs and think it's cute. It's not...


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Re: doctor took my BP and said it was good, 13 over 9, looked that shit up online
« Reply #306 on: December 08, 2016, 04:32:43 PM »
Let me ask you something. Has any of these same tier women turned you down cause you didn't have enough muscular size?
without a shaddow of a doubt!

that's just how it be

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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #307 on: December 09, 2016, 11:12:28 AM »
today i met up with her again

we went shopping for a lot of meat and stuff, bcs she wants to cook me up a lot of food to put in my freezer so i always have good food

now i am kinda tired of this playing house game actually, not sure what is her objective with this shit

anyway

after wasting several hours and a lot of money at a meat market i am finally home with her

after the food stuff is out of the way i start groping and kissing her

this time she doesnt resis when i take off all her clothes

pussy is shaven this time

lick her pussy a bit bcs it looks real good

carry her to my bedroom, managed to make her suck my cock, then 69 it was real good

still doesnt let me hit it, when i spread her pussy i can actually see some sort of skin with hole in the pussy, would this mean this is realy a virgin pussy then??

anyway i was really impressed with the blowjob and handjob

i was just beyond upset when she later said that she doesnt  like giving bj's

fucking shit

i am not going to be involved with a woman who doesnt give me head! that's final!

she has got to be kidding me when she says i can disvirgin her on valentines, day, which is more than 2 months from now

what the fucking fuck

i am not going to last that long to be honest, i feel like bailing any day now

just not worth it in the end

also i think she's kinda nuts

she says she wants triplets bcs she wants 3 children but doesnt want to go thru pregnancy 3 times, so she wants to artificially cause triplets somehow

also seems to have a lot of money issues, complaining that she wants 1500 euro to put a baloon in her stomach to lose weight, she also needs a new computer, etc etc

jesus fuck

she seems like a huge money pit and she's only 21

major issues ahead

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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #308 on: December 09, 2016, 11:16:48 AM »
today i met up with her again

we went shopping for a lot of meat and stuff, bcs she wants to cook me up a lot of food to put in my freezer so i always have good food

now i am kinda tired of this playing house game actually, not sure what is her objective with this shit

anyway

after wasting several hours and a lot of money at a meat market i am finally home with her

after the food stuff is out of the way i start groping and kissing her

this time she doesnt resis when i take off all her clothes

pussy is shaven this time

lick her pussy a bit bcs it looks real good

carry her to my bedroom, managed to make her suck my cock, then 69 it was real good

still doesnt let me hit it, when i spread her pussy i can actually see some sort of skin with hole in the pussy, would this mean this is realy a virgin pussy then??

anyway i was really impressed with the blowjob and handjob

i was just beyond upset when she later said that she doesnt  like giving bj's

fucking shit

i am not going to be involved with a woman who doesnt give me head! that's final!

she has got to be kidding me when she says i can disvirgin her on valentines, day, which is more than 2 months from now

what the fucking fuck

i am not going to last that long to be honest, i feel like bailing any day now

just not worth it in the end

also i think she's kinda nuts

she says she wants triplets bcs she wants 3 children but doesnt want to go thru pregnancy 3 times, so she wants to artificially cause triplets somehow

also seems to have a lot of money issues, complaining that she wants 1500 euro to put a baloon in her stomach to lose weight, she also needs a new computer, etc etc

jesus fuck

she seems like a huge money pit and she's only 21

major issues ahead


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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #309 on: December 10, 2016, 12:51:45 AM »
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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #310 on: December 10, 2016, 03:43:40 AM »
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i think side effect are also a lot of money issues

black women are a bottomless money pit

i wonder how black men cope with life when they are married to black women they must be broke as shit all the time

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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #311 on: December 10, 2016, 04:02:03 AM »
i think side effect are also a lot of money issues

black women are a bottomless money pit

i wonder how black men cope with life when they are married to black women they must be broke as shit all the time

my friend

you are too far along the journey now

you must make love to the black princess

but dont ejaculate inside the punan

she will trap you with her virgin guile
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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #312 on: December 10, 2016, 04:06:27 AM »
my friend

you are too far along the journey now

you must make love to the black princess

but dont ejaculate inside the punan

she will trap you with her virgin guile
i think it's already over

i told her i cant solve all her money issues bcs i'm not her daddy

she never replied to that anymore

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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #313 on: December 10, 2016, 04:15:32 AM »
i think it's already over

i told her i cant solve all her money issues bcs i'm not her daddy

she never replied to that anymore

she now feels like a whore

you have broken her spirits

she will become a nun and never give up the golden love tunnel
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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #314 on: December 10, 2016, 04:23:03 AM »
Halo you are not much of a "face" guy are you? You seem to talk about juicy titonas and asses a lot. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think many of us would not classify your chicks as facial pretty.

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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #315 on: December 10, 2016, 04:33:36 AM »
Halo you are not much of a "face" guy are you? You seem to talk about juicy titonas and asses a lot. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think many of us would not classify your chicks as facial pretty.
she's definitely 3 points lower than baby mama on the face

but yeah i dont care much about face tbh as long as it's decent


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the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #316 on: December 10, 2016, 05:29:04 AM »
they make barely any money

they spend more money than the average white person who earns twice as much as they do

how is this possible you say?

well they also loan a lot of money from people they know, take out loans at credit agencies and get into tons of debt, then run away from their debt or have someone else pay for it, then rinse, repeat

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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #317 on: December 10, 2016, 05:31:50 AM »
they make barely any money

they spend more money than the average white person who earns twice as much as they do

how is this possible you say?

well they also loan a lot of money from people they know, take out loans at credit agencies and get into tons of debt, then run away from their debt or have someone else pay for it, then rinse, repeat
shouldnt this title read "the problem with black women I fall in love with seems to me a combination of 2 factors"?

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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #318 on: December 10, 2016, 05:35:01 AM »
Somebody needs to whack Uncle Junior. It is the only option.


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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #319 on: December 10, 2016, 05:37:50 AM »
shouldnt this title read "the problem with black women I fall in love with seems to me a combination of 2 factors"?
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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #320 on: December 10, 2016, 05:43:27 AM »
bigmc and Uncle Junior playing Getbig with this thread.

How many times has this happened? Idiots.

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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #321 on: December 10, 2016, 06:32:46 AM »
bigmc and Uncle Junior playing Getbig with this thread.

How many times has this happened? Idiots.

What are you talking about Shizzo? Why are you so paranoid? What's so strange about Halo and Simple Simon/Be There exchanging posts?!

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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #322 on: December 10, 2016, 06:36:12 AM »
bigmc and Uncle Junior playing Getbig with this thread.

How many times has this happened? Idiots.
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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #323 on: December 11, 2016, 09:51:11 AM »
Black people's problems are, in order of importance:

1. Other Black people;
2. Racist White people;

At the end of the day, Black folks want to have White folks' problems (raccoons, garbage not being picked up on time, SAT scores under 1,000, et cetera) not Ghetto problems (drugs, prostitution, crime, et cetera).

This wouldn't even have been a problem had Mother Nature taken its evolutionary course during Reconstruction and the Black population (which, at the time, was sparsely spread) had been racially absorbed into the influx of new immigrants and Americans. BUT! The Nadir happened and that's how we ended up where we are, still taking about 1850 problems in 2016.

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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #324 on: December 11, 2016, 10:58:46 AM »
Problem with black people, is insecure white men like you.