AIDS or a Andrew Cunnan-type will get you first, sunshine
Dumb me, I thought one had to have sexual relations with someone (other than themselves) which involves an exchange of bodily fluids in order to become infected with HIV. As for an unfortunate encounter with a serial killer, I am no more likely to experience this than anyone else. The likelihood of anyone being murdered is about 1 in 20,000....probably even less for me since I live in the "whitest city in the U.S.

However, I will give you that anything is possible. My suspicion is that I will die from old age....very old age based on my current health. Sweetheart.