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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2016, 03:04:26 PM »
Thought I saw Ron Coleman today while parking my vehicle.  I then realized I was just near a handicapped space and it was the insignia painted on the ground.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2016, 03:08:35 PM »
just got off the phone with vic martinez and he told me to thank gh15 for getting him out of prison.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2016, 03:08:54 PM »
Thought I saw Franco Columbu at The Home Depot this afternoon.

I then realized I mistook the bottom of a corn row broom for Franco's scalp.  I  quickly moved on to the electrical department in shame.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2016, 03:16:56 PM »
I just had a discussion with Paul Demayo and he said the key to legs is high rep squats and leg press.  He also said heroin didn't kill him it was a hit by Whitey Bulger.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2016, 03:38:03 PM »
Just had a chat with the IRS.  Evidently I owe over $8000 and the Indian accented agent told me I was going to jail unless the debt was settled.

The agent also said it was not a scam.  Oh well.....

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2016, 03:51:40 PM »
Just had a chat with Traci , unfortunately Groink has been in a serious auto accident  :'( Keep him in your thoughts and prayers
 

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2016, 03:59:37 PM »
Just spoke with Acre turns out hes in a some financial trouble and had to borrow some cash.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2016, 04:18:27 PM »
This was suppose to be a serious thread and you guys turn it into a joke the only reason i would not punch all of you in the face right now is because I am no longer on low carbs took a break off tren and high caffeine so I am not as angry as I used to be.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2016, 04:24:31 PM »
This was suppose to be a serious thread and you guys turn it into a joke the only reason i would not punch all of you in the face right now is because I am no longer on low carbs took a break off tren and high caffeine so I am not as angry as I used to be.

Thank you for sparing us

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2016, 04:37:39 PM »
I bumped into bob Paris in the swimming pool showers, asked me to pick up the soap...

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2016, 05:59:57 PM »
I bumped into bob Paris in the swimming pool showers, asked me to pick up the soap...


And I am sure you happily bent over with a smile on your face and your butt cheeks spread open.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2016, 06:32:52 PM »
Just had a chat with Chris Dickerson.  He's enjoying his job at the Ford Motor Plant using his elbows to smash drink holders into armrests and consoles of new cars.  Plus, his ass hurts,  but that's a gimme.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2016, 06:36:38 PM »
Just had a chat with Lou Ferrigno.....but you'll just have to take my word for it.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2016, 10:15:50 PM »
This was suppose to be a serious thread and you guys turn it into a joke the only reason i would not punch all of you in the face right now is because I am no longer on low carbs took a break off tren and high caffeine so I am not as angry as I used to be.
Farting in our faces would do more damage than your dainty limp wristed fist due to the high likelihood of being sprayed in the face with Hep C and HIV infected semen.   

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2016, 10:25:22 PM »
Just had a chat with Lou Ferrigno.....but you'll just have to take my word for it.
did he take your $20?

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2016, 12:12:25 AM »
Just had a chat with Chris Dickerson.  He's enjoying his job at the Ford Motor Plant using his elbows to smash drink holders into armrests and consoles of new cars.  Plus, his ass hurts,  but that's a gimme.

so far the best one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2016, 12:24:50 AM »
Just got back walking the dog and bumped into Eugene Sandow, he was hacksawing the bars out of a Wrought iron fence under cover of darkness to go and practice his bar bending circus act

 ;D

Did he drop the N-bomb on any unsuspecting darkies?

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2016, 01:31:51 AM »
Farting in our faces would do more damage than your dainty limp wristed fist due to the high likelihood of being sprayed in the face with Hep C and HIV infected semen.   

Hep C isn't an STD

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2016, 04:36:45 AM »

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2016, 10:12:16 AM »
Ran in into Ronnie Coleman while I was jogging. He tried to race me but couldn't keep up.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2016, 10:26:28 AM »
Just had a chat with Andreas Munzer, he is considering a comeback and said he'll show die schweine what it means to be ripped to the bone.

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #46 on: December 02, 2016, 10:31:43 AM »
I took these photos of Larry Scott today

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #47 on: December 02, 2016, 11:10:12 AM »
I took these photos of Larry Scott today


Hahaaaa....good one  ;D
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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #48 on: December 02, 2016, 11:15:17 AM »
Had a chat with Lee Priest today.  Afterwards I had to clean his feces from my back and chest.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I believe I experienced a word that rhymes with chat.

Crap :(   Literally.......

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Re: Had a chat with Dorian Yates
« Reply #49 on: December 02, 2016, 11:42:50 AM »
;D

Did he drop the N-bomb on any unsuspecting darkies?

We don't have many fellas of the dark variety around our way mate