Middle of the week update. Good news here. Trumpy #45 no longer has to worry about having the lowest poll ratings for the first 100 days in modern history. Trumpt #47 has that record now. Is breaking your own record considered an achievement?
How's the tariffs? Do we have any? Is it still spin the wheel type?

Trumpy says he has made deals with over 200 countries. When asked which countries, he can't name one. Weird. You would think he would know.

No, his response was "The deal is a deal that I choose... We are a department store, and we set the price." Not a single country named.

Trumpy says that he has been in recent phone talks with Xi over tariffs. Except Xi stated that there has been no talks and no phone calls. When asked when exactly the phone call(s) occurred, Trumpy responds with "no comment".
Xi isn't taking phone calls. He is too busy "operating the Panama Canal".

Bacon prices quadrupled and apple prices doubled. Or did they? We were told there was evidence of this coming. Nothing yet.
Claimed in April that we were already taking in $2M, $2.5M, even $3M PER DAY in tariff revenue. Bogus claims and it is evident El Lardo still doesn't understand how tariffs work because we don't "take in" tariffs as revenue. It is an expense that importers pay and pass along to consumers.
Good thing he has convinced us all that Ukraine started that war. Oh wait. No one with an IQ above their age number believes that.
Good thing for real that we gave them $350B like he claims. Except that we didn't do that either.
Maybe Europe should give them some money. They have provided $200B less to them than we have. Oh wait... that's not true either. Europe = $157B, US = $135B
Or maybe he should have just ended the war on "day one" like he campaigned on. Oh wait... that was "in jest".

So he didn't even have a "concept of a plan".

And it's just the middle of the week... more to come - as we all know.