What a doozy of a week. Let's recap the ongoing humiliation and incompetence of Chief Tiny Hands.
Seems like that algae, in addition to being smarter than Mitch at this point, is hanging around longer as well. The "good riddance" part, while over due, is still coming. Let's hope there was some suffering involved for the parasite that blocked cancer care for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions. Then again, the fact you can be brain dead and still be a Republican senator is very on brand for this party.
To be honest, it seems like it's all a Republican scheme to conceal that Mitch the Bitch is brain dead in a hospital bed as a test run for what they will do when it happens to the Orange Cankles in Chief.
If you can't beat algae, how can you expect to beat someone with nuclear weapons? I mean, is this the week they have nuclear weapons, or was that last week and now we are back to where it was completely obliterated last year? We are now in the fifth month of a four week war we won in two days, 18 times, over a nuke program that was destroyed a year ago...
Meanwhile, Ukraine sinks 35 Russian ships in 96 hours. Zelensky out there doing all kinds of war shit instead of just talking about it and begging the other side to stop.
What part of history is Trumpy channeling for this 15 million heads chopped off delusion now?
Judge orders the release of Trumpy's $5M and almost $800K in interest payment to E Jean. Kind of makes paying a $1K a night whore $130,000 a bargain at this rate. Some deal. This loser suffered three losses over this in the course of 24 hours. It was really funny watching him try to lie about the Supreme Court to avoid paying her.
Court once again slaps down Trumpy's whining about having his name go back on the Kennedy Center building. No means no.
A Trumpy appointed judge slaps down a subpoena aimed at validating the President's stolen election fantasy. Probably would be a good time for Coke Eye Patel to reveal that "evidence" and "proof" that the 2020 election was rigged that he claimed he had two months ago.
While Trumpy took his mental health issues on world tour showcasing his dazzling display of second grade geography knowledge, his idiot son loses $600M of the family fortune on a dumbass ass crypto bet. Apple? Tree? Yeah.
The landmark housing affordability bill, officially known as the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act, became U.S. law on July 11, 2026, without President Trump's signature. It is the most comprehensive housing reform in decades, targeting supply shortages and affordability constraints. The little toddler is crying about refusing to sign it in protest for his other wacky bill not being passed. Sort of didn't work here.
The airport in WPB is officially named after Trumpy now. Probably makes a lot of sense if you consider the number of flights to Epstein Island that took off from it. I do believe this is the first airport named after a convicted sex offender. You MAGAtards can count that a win I suppose.
Belgian Prime Minister Bart De Wever laid the smack down on Diaper Don during the NATO summit by announcing NATO's $80B Ukraine aid package and saying "this is also a very strong red card to Putin. You can't take back a red card."
Iran is now threatening to assassinate this clown. How silly. But if they try, I am sure they are smart enough not to aim at his ears. They grow back. But let's all be serious for a minute here. What this really means is that Israel is going to try to kill him and then blame it on Iran.
Quite a lot to unpack in just one week. Next week should be better. That was sarcasm for you mouth breathers that will be melting down, deflecting, pivoting, and making off topic posts in the predictable response to this. As usual.
