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Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« on: December 26, 2016, 02:36:25 AM »


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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2016, 02:55:19 AM »
one strategy is to look as big ass possible to scare the bear off, this is why bodybuilding is a life saver.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2016, 04:18:38 AM »
Bunch of 'avid outdoorsmen' around here.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2016, 04:43:12 AM »
If you were wearing P F Flyers you could -

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The P F stands for Posture Foundation.....
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2016, 05:28:20 AM »
Wow!!! So crazy!!!! A wild animal known to run very fast is running faster than a car driving slow!!! Unreal!!!
Can we see a video of an eagle flying in the sky with someone watching on their tip toes on ground next???
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2016, 05:36:29 AM »
Look at the size of this guy beside a regular size person if he did a most muscular and grunt at the bear the bear would back down.



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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2016, 05:49:42 AM »
Reminds me of the two fellows who were out hiking and were approached by a bear.  One suggested that they stand perfectly still.  The other said, "I'm going to make a run for it."  His friend said, "Are you nuts?  You can't outrun a bear!"  The other said, "I don't have to outrun the bear; I just have to outrun you."
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2016, 06:11:51 AM »
Top running speed of a bear is about 35mph, so you're not going to run away from it, especially if he is already running toward you.  If no high caliber weapon is available, you better try to look as big as possible and make very loud noises.  Playing dead is your last resort.

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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2016, 09:18:30 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on December 26, 2016, 06:11:51 AM
Top running speed of a bear is about 35mph, so you're not going to run away from it, especially if he is already running toward you.  If no high caliber weapon is available, you better try to look as big as possible and make very loud noises.  Playing dead is your last resort.



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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2016, 09:21:40 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on December 26, 2016, 06:11:51 AM
Top running speed of a bear is about 35mph, so you're not going to run away from it, especially if he is already running toward you.  If no high caliber weapon is available, you better try to look as big as possible and make very loud noises.  Playing dead is your last resort.



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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2016, 11:25:02 AM »
SuckMyMuscle has a strategy for dealing with this situation that does not involve running.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2016, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on December 26, 2016, 06:11:51 AM
Top running speed of a bear is about 35mph, so you're not going to run away from it, especially if he is already running toward you.  If no high caliber weapon is available, you better try to look as big as possible and make very loud noises.  Playing dead is your last resort.


Bolt clocks in at 27mph. So there is no chance your average joe or jane is going to outrun it. And then you have to figure in uneven terrain, rocks etc. The bear is used to running on that. Best bet is to find the nearest climbable tree if possible or get a stick and try to scare it off. Or back up slowly to a safer area. But turning your back and running will be a bad idea.

And all these tough guys saying they will fight it without heavy firearms - yeah lol! If it is a really small / young bear maybe. A full grown grizzly / polar / black bear?? Good luck!
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2016, 11:59:40 AM »
I go to woods for jogging and lifting and always wonder when will random bear pop up  :-\
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2016, 12:04:30 PM »
Id let the bear charge me then use its own momentum and take it straight to the ground. Ill then apply a triangle choke and that ll be it.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2016, 12:45:11 PM »
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2016, 01:05:24 PM »
Don't fuck with bears.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2016, 01:11:17 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on December 26, 2016, 05:28:20 AM
Wow!!! So crazy!!!! A wild animal known to run very fast is running faster than a car driving slow!!! Unreal!!!
Can we see a video of an eagle flying in the sky with someone watching on their tip toes on ground next???
You have just been gene-smacked!

How is that supplement shakercup holding up?
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2016, 01:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Victor Venice Beach on December 26, 2016, 01:11:17 PM
You have just been gene-smacked!

How is that supplement shakercup holding up?
theyre doing ok-the bottom ring has fallen off but no leaks and still opens and closes great
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2016, 02:18:56 PM »
That's right, don't outrun the bear, get in the car and run over the fucker until it's sliced-n-diced beyond recognition.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2016, 02:25:27 PM »
Oh my goodness!! Who would ever run AWAY from a bear??
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2016, 05:10:26 PM »
I think that a bear would have trouble keeping up with someone in a forest if they weren't being sporting and running in a straight line.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2016, 05:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on December 26, 2016, 11:25:02 AM
SuckMyMuscle has a strategy for dealing with this situation that does not involve running.

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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2016, 07:21:28 PM »
I only have to be faster than the person I am with when a bear attacks..


just sayin'
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2016, 08:05:15 PM »
Quote from: TheGrinch on December 26, 2016, 07:21:28 PM
I only have to be faster than the person I am with when a bear attacks..


just sayin'

What if that other person was your wife?
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2016, 08:25:25 PM »
Quote from: TheGrinch on December 26, 2016, 07:21:28 PM
I only have to be faster than the person I am with when a bear attacks..


just sayin'

The person is Usain, so you need to outrun the bear.

Best hope it's one of them stout, furry gays.
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