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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2016, 09:43:59 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on December 26, 2016, 08:05:15 PM
What if that other person was your wife?

Funny answer would be "next!"

Likely answer is "FOX News special report... 1St ever bear choked to death by man who's not a Russian"
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2016, 09:44:46 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 09:43:59 PM
Funny answer would be "next!"

Likely answer is "FOX News special report... 1St ever bear choked to death by man who's not a Russian"

... I'm also good with a blade and always armed, so there's always that...
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2016, 09:47:02 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 09:43:59 PM
Funny answer would be "next!"

Likely answer is "FOX News special report... 1St ever bear choked to death by man who's not a Russian"

Don't marry a hiker, you should probably be fine.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2016, 10:05:22 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on December 26, 2016, 01:54:31 PM
theyre doing ok-the bottom ring has fallen off but no leaks and still opens and closes great
Thanks for the update ;D
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2016, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 09:44:46 PM
... I'm also good with a blade and always armed, so there's always that...

Can you take it ES?

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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2016, 10:39:49 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 09:44:46 PM
... I'm also good with a blade and always armed, so there's always that...

Aren't you a convicted felon?
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ESFitness

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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2016, 10:45:02 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2016, 10:39:49 PM
Aren't you a convicted felon?

Not on parole.

Blades are exempt... & I was an rbsd instructor.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2016, 10:53:21 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 26, 2016, 10:45:02 PM
Not on parole.

Blades are exempt... & I was an rbsd instructor.

What about firearm, are you prohibited from owing one?
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2016, 11:13:49 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2016, 10:53:21 PM
What about firearm, are you prohibited from owing one?

he needs a gun.... to hopefully blow his fucking brains out.
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2016, 11:31:18 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2016, 10:53:21 PM
What about firearm, are you prohibited from owing one?

Legally felons are not allowed to possess firearms. However 15yrs after either you're sentenced or after you complete your sentence/released from parole you can... Sorta, in some states. However laws vary state to state. AZ is easy to get/carry a firearm for instance. Some states you can't buy a pistol without a concealed carry permit (which I had... As well as an armed guard card).

On parole, no blades. No parole? Blades ok... Even open assist/tactical. Just no auto blades (I believe for anybody

. but they're easy to get in chinatown).
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Re: Think you can outrun a bear? Not even Usain Bolt could!
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2016, 02:25:17 AM »
Days ago saw a documentary about the first Homos to colonize Australia. 55000 years ago.
Ancient footprint in the mud showed a 6.4" man chasing a kangoroo at a estimated speed of 37km/h. Juiced Usain Bolt cant run that fast.
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