What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
