every story you write reads like pure parody and backfires hard, showing the exact opposite of what you intended. if the story is about girls, it reads like it was written by someone who's never been on a date in his life. if its about weightlifting, like someone who just set foot in the gym, etc.
edit: and i wrote this before i read the "i got a date on tinder thread" ahahahha omg, qed, case closed
you can think what's er makes you happy chief
in the meantime my real life experiences are the opposite of what you wrote/think
oh, and by the way, my physique absolutely and thoroughly destroys yours
plus I'm much much stronger than you pussy