Any topics you'd like me to post about ? seriously

[_aj_]

This is such a retarded fucking thread.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

I'll bite...I'm curious as to your diet and meal plan for your bodybuilding shows you did

[Board_SHERIF]

Are there any topics you'd like me to post about?

1) can you still perform sexually?
2) which wife did you become fixated with farts?
3) do you consider yourself a cuckold?
4) if you could - would you like to have a women sit on your face and fart?
5) would you like to see any of your former wives or current wife fuked by another man?

I am sure you will not answer any of these truthfully, if you do I promise you will feel better.

[Schnauzer]

Howard, tell us again about that time you got divorced .

[Howard]

Explains why you didn't have kids. 

True dat, but the studs I hired to service my wife(s) while I watched could have ?
Thank Zeus, I insisted they only ass fuck her. 

[Howard]

This is such a retarded fucking thread.

...with retards posting replies

[Howard]

I'll bite...I'm curious as to your diet and meal plan for your bodybuilding shows you did

My most effective diet looked more like a Wt Watchers type of low cal, low fat diet. 100% serious.
I honestly did a low cal diet around 1900-2100 Kcal , that was 60% good carbs, 30% pro and 10% fat.
Did a HIT/Mentzer workout 4 days a week, pre-exhaust supersets and ran 2-3 miles hard , 3 days week.

[Howard]

1) can you still perform sexually?
2) which wife did you become fixated with farts?
3) do you consider yourself a cuckold?
4) if you could - would you like to have a women sit on your face and fart?
5) would you like to see any of your former wives or current wife fuked by another man?

I am sure you will not answer any of these truthfully, if you do I promise you will feel better.

I'll give honest, serious answers .

1. Yup, but not as often now as compared to younger days.
2. I'm not that fixated with farts, it's a get big joke thing . I do think some fart jokes are funny.
3. Nope, I'm a typical guy and don't get into much kinky stuff.
4. Sit on my face, hell yeah. Fart in it, fuk no.
5.  I hope my ex's are happy and with someone they love.
But, I have zero desire to watch them doing some other dude.

[Howard]

Howard, tell us again about that time you got divorced .

In the voice of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men:

You want to hear about my divorces? You can't handle hearing about my divorces!

[Board_SHERIF]

I'll give honest, serious answers .

1. Yup, but not as often now as compared to younger days.
2. I'm not that fixated with farts, it's a get big joke thing . I do think some fart jokes are funny.
3. Nope, I'm a typical guy and don't get into much kinky stuff.
4. Sit on my face, hell yeah. Fart in it, fuk no.
5.  I hope my ex's are happy and with someone they love.
But, I have zero desire to watch them doing some other dude.

Howard I believe you..I was surprised by answers #2 & 4 only.

[Howard]

Howard I believe you..I was surprised by answers #2 & 4 only.

Thanks...I think.

I will tell you an actual , true ex-wife story involving farting.
It was a bit after midnight on a Friday night after coaching. I was dog tired and almost asleep in bed.
I was dozing on my side and she came in, grabbed my junk and it was limp as a noodle.
This woman was the biggest hornball I was ever involved with.

Pissed off and disappointed she said ; " What good are you limpy?!"
I mumbled sorry, as she turned and let it rip right in my sleepy face.
No kidding, I felt this warm rush of stinky air rush over my face and thru my hair.
Yup, I couldn't get busy with her, so she farted in my face.

[Walter Sobchak]

Are there any topics you'd like me to post about?
I realize a lot of my threads suck, but I was bored and goofing around.
I hesitate to even ask this but wtf, like Genova competing in BB , at least I tried...

Your death

Your desire to commit suicide

Needing to have someone kill you

Announcing you have cancer

Announcing you have AIDS

Your obituary

[SF1900]

haha! 

[Primemuscle]

Thanks...I think.

I will tell you an actual , true ex-wife story involving farting.
It was a bit after midnight on a Friday night after coaching. I was dog tired and almost asleep in bed.
I was dozing on my side and she came in, grabbed my junk and it was limp as a noodle.
This woman was the biggest hornball I was ever involved with.

Pissed off and disappointed she said ; " What good are you limpy?!"
I mumbled sorry, as she turned and let it rip right in my sleepy face.
No kidding, I felt this warm rush of stinky air rush over my face and thru my hair.
Yup, I couldn't get busy with her, so she farted in my face.

What trauma! -Explains a lot. She scarred you for life, that bitch! 

[oldtimer1]

Ever wish you never heard of bodybuilding and were in some other kind of physical culture.  I meet guys my age that are into jiu jitsu and do it religiously.  Another belongs to a men's basketball league and he plays a lot. I know a ton of guys into road racing like 5,10K's and marathons.  The big rage now is cross fit.  I know most bodybuilders laugh because of beginner fail videos but if you apply your self it's brutal.

[Primemuscle]

Ever wish you never heard of bodybuilding and were in some other kind of physical culture.  I meet guys my age that are into jiu jitsu and do it religiously.  Another belongs to a men's basketball league and he plays a lot. I know a ton of guys into road racing like 5,10K's and marathons.  The big rage now is cross fit.  I know most bodybuilders laugh because of beginner fail videos but if you apply your self it's brutal.

If you hope it, change it. There is nothing requiring you to continue bodybuilding. There are many ways to be fit besides bodybuilding, some which you mentioned.

[_aj_]

Your death

Your desire to commit suicide

Needing to have someone kill you

Announcing you have cancer

Announcing you have AIDS

Your obituary

LMAO

[Tennisballz]

Howard, how many shows did you do?  Did you generally place high?  And which age would you say you were at your best?  One last question, why don't you compete anymore??

[Walter Sobchak]

In the voice of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men:

You want to hear about my divorces? You can't handle hearing about my divorces!

Howard, how many of your wives left you once they found out your a closet-fag?

[Matt]

 

Great finds.

The Schmayor seems like a nice guy, but that's the risk you run when you follow the bodybuilding scene without working out very much.  It's one benefit of competing in the local strongman circuit - people will know I do lift, and that I'm not following the muscle world in order to get the chance to smother my face in a Mr. Olympia competitor's thong.

[Mitch]

Your death

Your desire to commit suicide

Needing to have someone kill you

Announcing you have cancer

Announcing you have AIDS

Your obituary

yes. yes. yes. Just when we got rid of the fatalcotard, the fatolfuk comes back with his shitty topics.

[Primemuscle]

Great finds.

The Schmayor seems like a nice guy, but that's the risk you run when you follow the bodybuilding scene without working out very much.  It's one benefit of competing in the local strongman circuit - people will know I do lift, and that I'm not following the muscle world in order to get the chance to smother my face in a Mr. Olympia competitor's thong.

Okay.

[visualizeperfection]

I just wish you would fuck off.

[pellius]

Howard, you seem like a good and decent guy irl life but for fuck's sake shut up already. Stop starting threads and just limit yourself to commenting, and staying on topic, on already existing threads. What on God's green earth makes you even remotely think that people here think you are interesting or care what you think about anything?

You sound so sad, lonely and bored. Start working out and see if you can get in shape. Limit your computer time to only certain days.

Snap out of it, FFS!

[Primemuscle]

Howard, you seem like a good and decent guy irl life but for fuck's sake shut up already. Stop starting threads and just limit yourself to commenting, and staying on topic, on already existing threads. What on God's green earth makes you even remotely think that people here think you are interesting or care what you think about anything?

You sound so sad, lonely and bored. Start working out and see if you can get in shape. Limit your computer time to only certain days.

Snap out of it, FFS!

Howard likely doesn't give a shit what people here think about him. Anyone in their right mind wouldn't be here if they really were really bothered by what folks post on Getbig. Your advice to him regarding working out is very good advice. Working out is something many of us need to do more often.  I know for sure that I do.