Whoa there! I never said I thought he was tough; I would handle 'Big Dragon' with ease - the same way I once handled a bear attack: with bigger guys you have to use their weight and momentum against them. I would approach him calmly, give him a nod and say: 'Ey, muchacho, you got the time?' Then, when he's momentarily distracted by glancing at his watch, I would slap one of his ears with a cupped hand in order to shock his vestibulo-ocular reflex and distort his equilibrioreception. Then I'd grip him strongly by the wrist and begin spinning him around and around in an aggressive whirlwind motion until I had built up an outrageous amount of rotational kinetic energy. I would then simply let go and send him on an involuntary two-mile run down the street (presumably into traffic), while I inconspicuously stroll off in the opposite direction and begin to whistle a jazz tune. I was asking if you believe he might be your toughest opponent ever, given that you only have only won about 20% of your 400-odd fights? Sustaining over 300 concussions can't be too good for your health?
make sure you never try that tactic on an anorexic guy, they can fuck you up
This is invaluable advice, and I can tell that you're no stranger to Ninjutsu. Anorexics are not only astonishingly light on their feet, but they're also incredibly single-minded. The second-toughest fight of my life was against an incensed anorexic who didn't take kindly to me stealing his parking space. However, my biggest test was against a young Chinese gaming champion who had completed Guitar Hero on expert. There was absolutely no quit in him and we fought for 13 hours straight (until he succumbed to exhaustion and a Shanghai thumb-lock).
you guys making fun of a gang banger and talking how you gonna handle him...you ready to die or just talking shit? even if you ko a gang banger, you will become a target and they are ready to kill, getting high on all kinds of shit.
Why do you think he is so tough?neck and face tats?Hes a gang banging spic,same as any other fight.Throw some punches and see what happens,he might drop like a stone or might be a good fighter.Your assumptions that he is tough cause he calls himself dragon and is in jail for life really mean nothing.I know a guy that has never been arrested and isn't in a gang and he would tear me apart.So this "dragon" being tough doesn't mean anything as we haven't seen him fight,correct?
I'm immune to that, since i am an acquaintance with Darren Avey.Nobody would dare to do anything with that merit.
sounds like you are talking to Darren Avey.
?Never talked to him, but seen him post here on the boards.
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You feel threatened? Im not surprised.
