The Tinder Trend

[El Diablo Blanco]

We should rename this thread to "washed up old men find internet"

Nah man.  I love hitting on woman in public, but while sitting at home doing jack shit it's nice to be able to shop.  Do you shop online ever or always get in your car and drive to a store?

[Yamcha]

Nah man.  I love hitting on woman in public, but while sitting at home doing jack shit it's nice to be able to shop.  Do you shop online ever or always get in your car and drive to a store?

Grocery Store
Liquor Store
Gun Shop

Everything else is usually online... although clothes are hit and miss taking that route.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Grocery Store
Liquor Store
Gun Shop

Everything else is usually online... although clothes are hit and miss taking that route.

So then what's the difference about shopping for chicks? I don't always want to go out and be "on".  It's nice to not have to always be playing the field.

[Yamcha]

So then what's the difference about shopping for chicks? I don't always want to go out and be "on".  It's nice to not have to always be playing the field.

Oh don't get me wrong, I would be doing the same thing if I were single... but I don't think I'd ever do the online route; haven't heard many good reviews - just quick lays, which is fine if that's what you are looking for

Like you said earlier, I have no issue just going up to girls in social areas (gym, mall, ice cream stand - popular in my town, etc.); met my bride-to-be as she was checking me out at a health foods store.

[Nether Animal]

We should rename this thread to "washed up old men find internet"

I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... 

[DroppingPlates]

I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... 

Congratulations in advance, friend Already finished at the age of 30? Hell no, there are tons of single women around that age. The only downside is that the majority of them are moms, unless you're into that.

[Grape Ape]

Congratulations in advance, friend Already finished at the age of 30? Hell no, there are tons of single women around that age. The only downside is that the majority of them are moms, unless you're into that.

Taking advice on women from Nether is akin to taking BB contest prep from Goodrum.

Keep that in mind.

[Yamcha]

I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... 

 I'll be 29 in December.

I feel for you though... It's really a shitshow out there.

[Nether Animal]

Taking advice on women from Nether is akin to taking BB contest prep from Goodrum.

Keep that in mind.

No argument here

[El Diablo Blanco]

I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... 

Fuck that.  I've been lying to chicks about my age since I was younger.  When I was 16 I'd tell them I'm 22 and they'd believe it, now in my late 30's I tell them I'm 31 or even 29 and they'd believe it.  The way to do it is have them guess.  If they guess low I tell them they're smart and how did they know.  if they guess high I make them feel guilty for making me feel old. 

[Tapeworm]

I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished being a fawning pls pls like me boy.  Women my age are so horny it hurts and the ideal solution to all their problems is me, so I'm going to enjoy the best they have to offer and doing things on my own terms.

Happy birthday, Netherregions.

[Nether Animal]

Happy birthday, Netherregions.

Thanks m8 

[dj181]

Fuck that.  I've been lying to chicks about my age since I was younger.  When I was 16 I'd tell them I'm 22 and they'd believe it, now in my late 30's I tell them I'm 31 or even 29 and they'd believe it.  The way to do it is have them guess.  If they guess low I tell them they're smart and how did they know.  if they guess high I make them feel guilty for making me feel old. 

I do the same as you brosef

Just snapped a shot to put on another tinder like site and claimed I'm 26, when I'm actually 42 I usually say I'm 32 or so

A young dude of 21 at my gym asked me for some pec training tips and asked how old I was, I lied and said 36, and he said shit man I had you for not more than 28 

I was also on a sex site and claimed I was 32 and I met a 22 year old hottie and nailed her

[Earl1972]

exercise slows down aging

E

[johnnynoname]

legit smh at people having to lie about anything in order to improve how they look in another person's eyes



I hate to be that dude who uses the term "beta" (because I don't normally do that) but how beta is that


just be honest.....ABOUT EVERYTHING

[kreator]

one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine  when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years 

needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old

[Danimal77]

I do the same as you brosef

Just snapped a shot to put on another tinder like site and claimed I'm 26, when I'm actually 42 I usually say I'm 32 or so

A young dude of 21 at my gym asked me for some pec training tips and asked how old I was, I lied and said 36, and he said shit man I had you for not more than 28 

I was also on a sex site and claimed I was 32 and I met a 22 year old hottie and nailed her

I'm 39 and have been in a relationship with a hot chick for the last year who just turned 26. When I met her I told her I was 32 and after a month I revealed my real age and she stuck around 

[dj181]

I'm 39 and have been in a relationship with a hot chick for the last year who just turned 26. When I met her I told her I was 32 and after a month I revealed my real age and she stuck around 

Good news

Maybe one day I'll be able to have a relationship that actually lasts more than 3-6 weeks and if so hopefully the same will be for me

[El Diablo Blanco]

This app just got creepy.  Chatting with one woman.  46 years old but great body.  Has 3 teenage daughters.  She keeps texting me photos of her and her older daughter who is fucking hot, then she starts texting me photos of her 13 year old daughter telling me how cute she is and giving me facebook like updates of her daughter decorating her room.  Her daughter is wearing a bikini top and short jeans.  I told her to stop texting me this shit and immediately blocked her.  What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Parker]

one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine  when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years 

needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old

tells you how insecure he is.

[Kwon]

one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine  when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years 

needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old

LOL i wasn't 100 % honest with my age either to my lady back when i was 30+

Whenever she introduced me to friends and family/relatives, i said i was in my 30s (a line from the Office), alluding to that i could be 31, when in reality i was closing in on 40!

I had a serious problem with my age back then (and that i was getting older). I just couldnt accept that i was reaching 40 and was lying to her and myself in a way i guess.

I am much more honest in my current relationship though, i learned my lesson! Maybe you do grow wiser when you get older after all!

[El Diablo Blanco]

The gold keeps delivering.  I was chatting with one chick who was cute and seemed relatively normal but a couple times fucked up sending me messages obviously in reply to another dudes questions so I decided to fuck with her.  Made plans then cancelled telling her I was laid off of my job and low on cash.  She immediately tells me she thinks this won't work.  I replied back and told her she failed.  I wasn't laid off but actually got a sweet bonus and wanted to see if she was a gold digger or not and if she wasn't that I wanted to fly her to cancun for a week for a fun vacation and shopping.  She replied back claiming she got her wires crossed and was telling another dude it wasn't working out because she really liked me.  Told her to fuck off and blocked the c unt.

Fucking crazy whores.

[DroppingPlates]

The gold keeps delivering.  I was chatting with one chick who was cute and seemed relatively normal but a couple times fucked up sending me messages obviously in reply to another dudes questions so I decided to fuck with her.  Made plans then cancelled telling her I was laid off of my job and low on cash.  She immediately tells me she thinks this won't work.  I replied back and told her she failed.  I wasn't laid off but actually got a sweet bonus and wanted to see if she was a gold digger or not and if she wasn't that I wanted to fly her to cancun for a week for a fun vacation and shopping.  She replied back claiming she got her wires crossed and was telling another dude it wasn't working out because she really liked me.  Told her to fuck off and blocked the c unt.

Fucking crazy whores.

Thread should be renamed to Tinder Mind Wars

[El Diablo Blanco]

Thread should be renamed to Tinder Mind Wars

The fact of the reality is if a woman is over 30, attractive and single, there's about a 99.9999% chance she either has a kid or is a fucking lunatic and most likely both.

[DroppingPlates]

The fact of the reality is if a woman is over 30, attractive and single, there's about a 99.9999% chance she either has a kid or is a fucking lunatic and most likely both.

That's why this online stuff sucks. I prefer to find things out asap. You're right, there's a correlation between beying attractive and beying nuts. Pay attention first on how she talks/behaves.