Barbarian Brother Peter naked in Walmart

[ESFitness]

Ok not really. Lol

Its April 1st... But anyways, was listening to his insane rambling on his interview with Dave Palumbo and even during the time I lived in hollywood, or in prison, or in rehab, I've never heard such bad shot craziness.

Couple quotes from the interview......
DAVE: Peter now is it true that you've moved from California back to Vermont?

PETER: yeah well for the last five years since December 22nd of 2006 I have been all over the place living with like people. I've been like taking care of their houses like cleaning their houses and cooking them food for a room. (So he was homeless)

DAVE: Wow really?

PETER: No

DAVE:Peter where did this skill come from taking care of houses and painting. is this something you went to school for or it just came naturally to you?

PETER: it just came naturally to me. literally I did hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of work in these people's houses in literally two months.

(He did say hundredS... So $200,000 ÷ 61days = $3278.68 per day. Most expensive house keeper and cook ever.)

PETER: The light which is God, directs me to the quarts where I will get the best deals and I fill up the back of my truck with antique Stone for $72. THE LIGHT , which is god, he's laying every stone through my hands.

DAVE: seems like a lotta work.

PETER: THE LIGHT gives me what's called pranna-energy, which is healing energy. They re gonna put scientists with me. THE LIGHT will keep me up for a whole week and ill never have to sleep. I do whatever THE LIGHT says. THE LIGHT says if there were an atomic war, HE would walk me through the battlefield unharmed. How many put money in a basket to have you put in a casket *mumbles* something Jurassic*mumbles* something fantastic.

Lotta shit called "word salad" used my schitzo ppl...

Link for batshit insane interview https://www.rxmuscle.com/rx-radio/heavy-muscle-radio.html?start=315

*we'll see if I can figure out how to post a YouTube vid.

[Simple Simon]

fuck me this is rich, you calling someone out for bullshit!!!!!

[ESFitness]

fuck me this is rich, you calling someone out for bullshit!!!!!

Yet no evidence to support your claim... Again.

And on your way to disrailing another thread... Again.

[Simple Simon]

Yet no evidence to support your claim... Again.

And on your way to disrailing another thread... Again.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=80846;sa=showPosts

all threads get derailed in G&O its what happens...

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[SF1900]

A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it

[Simple Simon]

A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it

he didnt strangle the bear, he killed it with a Dimac, death touch punch...

[oldschoolfan]

A quick game. Regarding ESFitness' life, name the lie:

A) He once killed a man with one punch
B) He once looked at a person and they died from fear
C) He lacks a fear gene
D) He once killed a bear by strangling it

sf how would he fare against godzilla?

[robcguns]

Thread title had me laughing pretty hard hahaha

[SF1900]

he didnt strangle the bear, he killed it with a Dimac, death touch punch...

ESFitness invented the dim mak.

[SF1900]

sf how would he fare against godzilla?

OSF, thanks for the question.

ESFitness' genetics were genetically modified, therefore he could breathe fire from his mouth. In a 1-on-1 versus Godzilla, ESFitness would most likely win--remember, he is also impervious to fear.

[oldschoolfan]

OSF, thanks for the question.

ESFitness' genetics were genetically modified, therefore he could breathe fire from his mouth. In a 1-on-1 versus Godzilla, ESFitness would most likely win--remember, he is also impervious to fear.

sf great point, but  godzilla has some tricks up his sleeve remember he did level tokyo,  i think godzilla would throw his radioactive poop in es's eyes and blind him then he would shoot flames out of his asshole and incinerate him. 

would love to see this fight 

[Fortress]

Have spent time in the company of Peter and David.

Very sad what's become of Peter. Total insanity.

[SF1900]

sf great point, but  godzilla has some tricks up his sleeve remember he did level tokyo,  i think godzilla would throw his radioactive poop in es's eyes and blind him then he would shoot flames out of his asshole and incinerate him. 

would love to see this fight 

OSF, that is a fair response. However, you fail to acknowledge that ESFitness, like Wolverine, has healing capabilities. You keep failing to remember that ESFitness genetics have been modified--he is not like everyone else. He lacks a fear gene and has inherent healing capabilities. Thus, it is quite clear he would defeat Godzilla in a battle.

[NelsonMuntz]

Esf Better than Chuck Norris

[oldschoolfan]

OSF, that is a fair response. However, you fail to acknowledge that ESFitness, like Wolverine, has healing capabilities. You keep failing to remember that ESFitness genetics have been modified--he is not like everyone else. He lacks a fear gene and has inherent healing capabilities. Thus, it is quite clear he would defeat Godzilla in a battle.

wow i didnt know this so he is like wolverine before logan ?  with the hulks strength,  could he take on the deathstar?

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[SF1900]

wow i didnt know this so he is like wolverine before logan ?  with the hulks strength,  could he take on the deathstar?

ESFitness is everything. He just "is."

ESFitness would PWN the Deathstar into oblivion.

[The Wizard of Truth]

Esfitness invented fighting. And drugs. And jail.

[NelsonMuntz]

ESFitness once encountered Chuck Norris, Chuck ran away in fear.

[The Wizard of Truth]

When Esfitness does pushups he actually pushes the world down

[The Wizard of Truth]

Hey man, I actually believe most of what you say. The amount of crazy shit I've done or that has happened me(and I don't take drugs, or drink) in my life is ALMOST as eventful as yours. I wouldn't post the majority of it here but Irishdave, despite being from another part of the country would know of me and likely saw me in the national newspaper once or twice.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[Tennisballz]

ESFitness, have you ever brushed shoulders with any high political figures?  Your escapades have taken you to exotic lands with beautiful women, fast cars and the most potent of party drugs.  You are easily the most traveled getbigger.  Surely at some point you hung with a senator or someone of high political standing, no?  Maybe you dated a girl who was the first runner up for America's next top model show who had a father that played golf with a politician perhaps?  Please, tell us another riveting tale!