Ben wakes up and saw Luke making the retardedly out of character attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep
> Ben, a small child, conveniently renders Jedi Master Luke unconscious
> Ben doesn’t kill unconscious Luke - though he obsesses over doing so for the rest of the series - but instead kills his fellow students (
)
> somehow (
) ends up with Snoke (who they couldn’t be bothered to even try to flesh out)
> Luke decides “oh well” and abandons everyone and goes off to die alone (this is just pathetically bad writing)
> let’s billions if not trillions die as a result of his mess, makes no effort to help
> leaves a map with R2, but is mad when someone finds him
> wants the Jedi to end, but babysits the Jedi temple
> sees Chewie and gives him a hug and then never speaks to him again, as if they weren’t great friends
> Rey finds out he pulled a lightsaber on Kylo, immediately pulls a lightsaber on Luke like a hypocrite and he trips over his feet like a homo
> makes no effort to redeem Kylo even though he’s he far more conflicted than Vader was, refuses to kill his mom, cares for Rey, etc. He’s just irredeemable because the plot calls for it
> force skypes himself to the final fight, doesn’t tell anyone to run, they only escape because of a series of poorly written contrivances
> brushes dirt off his shoulder, Neo bullet time
> dies from the effort of force skype
> his final words before dying without fixing any of his mess: “See you around, kid”
And then everyone literally just leaves out the back and flies away like a bad Loony Tunes gag